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    Posted: 14 Mar 2010 at 4:11am
Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

A Haitian VooDoo Witchdoctor claimed to be the reason for the earthquake. He put all of his dolls in the washing machine.
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What does a Haitian immigrant and sperm have in common?
A thousand will come, only one will work.    blahhhhahahahahaha
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Post Options Post Options   Quote COKKENBALLS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Feb 2010 at 12:45pm
Haiti changed their national sport from soccer to squash.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote COKKENBALLS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Feb 2010 at 12:40pm
Michael J. Fox took a vacation to Haiti this week. It was the most comfortable he's been in years.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote COKKENBALLS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Feb 2010 at 12:39pm
A Haitian VooDoo Witchdoctor claimed to be the reason for the earthquake. He put all of his dolls in the washing machine.
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HOLY CRAP!!!! Bad Cokk, Bad!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote COKKENBALLS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Feb 2010 at 8:47am
Was it too early to go with the Haiti jokes?
Should I have waited for the dust to settle?
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I just broke up with my Haitian girlfriend, ...She was crushed. . .
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Post Options Post Options   Quote COKKENBALLS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Feb 2010 at 8:42am
Did you hear about the new Haitian boy-band? It's called New Blocks On The Kids. . .
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wow...
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Nothing, she was gagging.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote aceoblivion Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Feb 2010 at 1:00pm
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball?
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2 feet of my cokk in your A$$
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Lol,  Lunchy, you have a cock eating ass!!!
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I guess we all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line - Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. . .
She asked the teller, 'Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty?? Why it change?'

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'

The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SP61gTSupra Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 May 2009 at 7:22pm
OK
Your donkey bites the Legs off my roster, ..you know what we have?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 3:01pm
Originally posted by SP61gTSupra

Cuz, shes a woman!   BUWAHAHA
 
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lol..... jerk!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SP61gTSupra Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:38pm
Man, i got soo many that i cant use on here! UGHH
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Supreme_Venom Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:35pm
lol thats cold.. but lmao funny xD
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Danjel8 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:35pm
Yes lol I've cracked that joke on here before... its the only joke I've ever remembered for some reason... maybe coz its so wrong.


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Ahh, i head a simiilar version,    Whats the difference between a pair of jeans and an ethiopian!  The pair of jeans only has one fly on it!
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OMG Ethopian jokes...

How do you kill 10,000 flies?


Punch and Ethopian in the face.

Old favorite of mine.


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You all hear about the Ethiopian who fell in the croc pit?   Yea, he ate three of them before he was pulled out!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Supreme_Venom Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:26pm
Originally posted by aceoblivion

Originally posted by Unreal_Venom

lol i get it ^^ keep 'em coming !
Ha Ha, you said keep'em coming after a seaman joke.


lol i thought no one would notice >_<
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SP61gTSupra Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:18pm
BUUUUUWAAHAHAHAHA, ace that sh1t killed me!  Not sure how far i can go with these joke without offending people! i got some straight up nasty jokes, but should prolly tread softly!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote aceoblivion Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:14pm
Originally posted by Unreal_Venom

lol i get it ^^

keep 'em coming !
Ha Ha, you said keep'em coming after a seaman joke.
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