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    Posted: 08 Dec 2009 at 3:36pm
Originally posted by Danjel8

Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.


A hero has spoken. I normally pull it back and aim just above the water, that was I can see the urine mix with the water like cordial juice mixes with water. I dunno, always found weeing an interesting pastime.


That is a handy strategy if your somewhere with a lot of people just on the outside of the bathroom where your peeing. Especially if the bathroom door is then. Maybe you have been trying to take this girl down for a while. Finally she invites you over to her house and she has some friends over. All females. And you have been boozing of course. So you go to pee and your pis$ing about max pressure, full fire hose action. You can't be having all those girls here niagara falls coming from the very instrument you hope one of them plays with their mouth in the near future, nosiree. No you have to hit just above the water on the bowl. High enough to have a silent impact yet low enough to prevent ma**ive splash back.
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Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

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let me get this straight, the one thing we have over women, and u throw it away because of squatting twice a week? u=nuts
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Reason # 1 It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. (If you do it right, your legs will be shaking every step you take during your first week back in the gym. Stairs will make you feel 95 years old and sudden movements require nothing less than an adrenaline burst. If that doesn't make u wanna sit when u normally stand, maybe the lower half of your body doesn't communicate with your brain?)

Reason # 2 No matter how comfortable it is,

Reason # 3 no matter how much easier it is by aiming and not having to clean up after the misses.


3 reasons. And we have much more than that over women. I know what direction I am walking anywhere, any time (excluding during natural disasters and other extenuating circumstances). Also, I don't bleed from my genitals monthly, or ever. Obviously those aren't every advantage to being dudes but a couple of biggies.
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yes but during that time when their bleeding they make our lives hell so we get it even WORSE, and as far as comfort goes sitting down and pissing , well i have one word for you sir....BACKSPLASH!


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Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.


A hero has spoken. I normally pull it back and aim just above the water, that was I can see the urine mix with the water like cordial juice mixes with water. I dunno, always found weeing an interesting pastime.
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let me get this straight, the one thing we have over women, and u throw it away because of squatting twice a week? u=nuts
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Reason # 1 It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. (If you do it right, your legs will be shaking every step you take during your first week back in the gym. Stairs will make you feel 95 years old and sudden movements require nothing less than an adrenaline burst. If that doesn't make u wanna sit when u normally stand, maybe the lower half of your body doesn't communicate with your brain?)

Reason # 2 No matter how comfortable it is,

Reason # 3 no matter how much easier it is by aiming and not having to clean up after the misses.


3 reasons. And we have much more than that over women. I know what direction I am walking anywhere, any time (excluding during natural disasters and other extenuating circumstances). Also, I don't bleed from my genitals monthly, or ever. Obviously those aren't every advantage to being dudes but a couple of biggies.
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Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.
 
let me get this straight, the one thing we have over women, and u throw it away because of squatting twice a week? u=nuts


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Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.
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nah i just needed a quote from my #1 supporting fan...

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just didnt want your email all public just incase someone is sickly infactuated with you...
You mean like someone that would devote the area below their posts to a qoute of mine?
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lol dont worry im making a big "cokken care package" of goodies, cant wait to post this **** ive got all set up for my #1 fan. i just cant wait to see what she will come up with next this all his **** is wiped from my a**...

btw, cokken please pm me your email address so i can send you a video and some pics i have to show you. just didnt want your email all public just incase someone is sickly infactuated with you...

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Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Originally posted by Danjel8

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

HAHAHAHAHA. Good one. That was funny.

ahhahahahahahaha your on fire cokkenballs, its like you suddenly caught Gonorrhea or clamidia
Sometimes it hurts when I pee. No, I was laughing at the post above mine. I found it very funny.

I knew what you were laughing at Wink

Thats why I found it funny.
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HAHAHAHAHA. Good one. That was funny.

ahhahahahahahaha your on fire cokkenballs, its like you suddenly caught Gonorrhea or clamidia
Sometimes it hurts when I pee. No, I was laughing at the post above mine. I found it very funny.
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Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

HAHAHAHAHA. Good one. That was funny.

ahhahahahahahaha your on fire cokkenballs, its like you suddenly caught Gonorrhea or clamidia
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HAHAHAHAHA. Good one. That was funny.
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who needs coffee when we got lunchy for breakfast?
 
lol that woke me up very fast, good day for work!

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All hail Lunchy the hat pisser and Necro the bottle pisser beat down boy!
 
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aw, give your self more credit. it takes 2 people discussing solid matter such as rust as well as cereal exiting through the penis to entertain you. that bar is pretty high my friend. 
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wow, im easily entertained. 
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finished it and finished it well. upstaged even. but the cereal came into play after that quoted post not by me.
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LOLOL gross
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haha, yea, my urine was layered like rock, it was almost fun looking threw the bottle to see 5,6,7 layers of , what could only be explained as iron deposits, and rust.


Its like a geology experiment straight from your penis, and into a bottle. Different sediments and compounds, colors and textures.
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that wasn't me. look at the shapes he listed. those are the marshmallows in lucky charms. imagining those popping out in a stream of urine sure is a startling thought though, i will give you that.
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you just crossed my line when you started to reference your pee to a famous childrens cereal
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i mean we could always quiet down and clear the way for the last major conflict in this thread to resume.
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please stop
thats not the first time you begged me to stop ;)
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please stop


You can't stop someone from telling the world they piss all the marshmallows in lucky charms. You can only marvel at their pain tolerance and applaud.
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