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Zellot
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Topic: iAM Locked WarfarePosted: 28 Sep 2010 at 4:44pm |
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bring it Harvey Dent and watch me turn you from "half fase" to "about fase"
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equalizer23
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 4:48pm |
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Feh, Fase and Zellot standing in a corner hammering each other. I pull my shock rifle out and shoot a shock core. I see the terror on their faces as the core floats right in the middle of them all. One primary shot and the three of them all go flying around and get sucked in.
MULTI KILL!!
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 4:54pm |
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ah **** equal ahahaha lets rock buddy,
Zellot respawn at the core and since he kick twofase and feht ass, has titanx2 and turns into a behemoth pick up the core and hurls it at where equalizer is at. seeing a gaint shadow above his head equal pulls out a sign like wally coyote that says "ah ****" and then boom the core crushes and explodes his ass.
Zellot: eat that equalizer
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equalizer23
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:18pm |
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Equal respawns and looks at the time, "Hmm... redeemer should be back up." He grabs the deemer and some boots and jumps to a nice safe spot. He flies the deemer around and, just as Feh and Fase get back to Zellot, slams the deemer right between Zellot's beady little eyes killing all three again.
TEXAS HEADSHOT!
That's right, I stole your shot Zellot.
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:22pm |
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haha texas headshot lol nice after exploding zellot respawns again and this time jumps into the night shade while in the nightshade he activates a hidden mod he only knows about and sets spidermine all over the map then hops out and watches as equalizer, twofase, and feht run screaming like little girls.then yells oh yeah after they get kill and then laugh his ass off as they respawn and run again
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Two_Fase
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:24pm |
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Equalizer...how cute. He wants to go in the hall of fame for "deaths that shouldn't happen". Let me paint the scene...Avalanche. Zellot is in his little nighshade at our prime node. His buddy equalizer practicing his sniping shots on zellots spider mines and fehtaltee practicing with his impact hammer cause jump boots aren't available. Two_fase sees this and drops orb. If it moves they live. If it sits still they die. So Fase gathers some items. He grabs the shape charge. He gets in a viper. The shape charge is on baricade. Avalanche follows. Riding down the Avalanche he sees his targets. The snow kills equalizer. Viper rises up, self destruct is engaged. Headshot on fehtalatee with viper. In mid air Fase sees zellot in his invisible toy, he lands on the vehicle and drags zellot out. Instead of shooting him Fase thinks of the most humiliating death. Two_fase then jumps on zellot till he dies.
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Anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die is the only thing you should fear
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:27pm |
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invisible toy lol
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FehtalaTee
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:30pm |
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FehtalaTee and his evil brother Fatality(realy his cousin) comes back in there "man in black" suits and pulls out an UD flack with a side of link(gun) and says "SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRINED(realy his cousin)!!!! AND BLAST EVERYONE UP and spawn kills them into JP says STOP!!(like she always does)
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Me and Penguins about to go HAAAAAM!!
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:41pm |
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hold up feht you can't bring back up mofo
but before zellot died by twofase he had unlimted ammo and sent 50,000 redeemer into the field, then when he came back he looked at all of the guys and said f*** you, grabbed JP and jumped into a teleporter
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equalizer23
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:53pm |
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Zellot unknowingly chose the wrong place to teleport to and was met on the other end by Fase, Feh and Equal. The three of them proceeded to spawn kill him over and over until he rage quit and ran back to his mommy with tears in his eyes. And then there were three.... |
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:57pm |
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yeah he ran back to his mommy, his mommy being what he calls his leviathan and blow all their asses to kingdom come, yo i never run from **** hence the name Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 5:58pm |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah what the hell you guys!!!!!!!!
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FehtalaTee
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:02pm |
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then Feh,Tooth paste, and equa played rock paper scissors(it was a tie everytime -_-)
then Equa quickly pulled out a shock rifle, then Feh pulled out a sniper rifle, then Tooth paste pulled out a tooth brush, and they had there final show down fase to fase to 2fase
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equalizer23
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:04pm |
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Equal then saw the opportunity to enjoy one of his favorite past times, taking Zellot's candy ass out of the leviathan. As Zellot was using his stinger turret to kill Feh yet again, Equal lined his shot up perfect and headshot Zellot right out of his turret.
Zellot then asks himself aloud, "Why do I even bother messing with Equal? It always ends the same way for me."
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:05pm |
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twofase pulled out a toothbrush?? nice
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equalizer23
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:11pm |
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If nothing else, he is very hygenic.
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FehtalaTee
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:21pm |
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sorry JP for hijacking your thread...we just was having a flashback thats all. but GGs you guys
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:23pm |
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after equalizer wake from what was a dream cause zellot never uses the stringer turret on the leviathan , he realized he was in two pieces and as he crawl towards his lower half the wheel of the leviathan crush his ass like a g****, and then he left the game cause he realized he could never compete with the great skill and craftiness of "The Zellot" all he can always do is snipe people from a distance like a scary cat. lol
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VaLlEy-Of_Pain
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:23pm |
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as headshot comes in the game out of nowhere with his infinite ammo no self damage mod he starts shooting everyone with the redeemer hops on his hoverboard and goes to the respawns to keep killing them over and over again until they get pissed and ban me of the game
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:26pm |
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then they all look at each other and said who the f*** gave him the password
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VaLlEy-Of_Pain
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:27pm |
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well who do you think!!! JPINATOR OF COURSE! xD
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FehtalaTee
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:32pm |
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while headshot is making another acc(like paw) and while Feh is out on a date with JP
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 6:43pm |
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lol equa
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Zellot
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 7:18pm |
before for the explosion zellot time traveled to the time when feth was on the date with JP and then while on the date zellot head shot feht and then ran up to JP, as she was in shock , he told her that it was equalizer and that he saw him running away with his sniper rifle. they both ran to find the cops, equalizer was arrest at home and that was the end of "The Battle for JP"
so see kids the moral of the story is to be more creative and crafty then the next mofo.
Kid 1: but what about twofase what happen to him
Zellot: oh he's still running from a redeemer i'm controlling with this iPhone AP i made, see, i call it iRedeemered lol
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Two_Fase
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Posted: 28 Sep 2010 at 8:37pm |
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Market District 3....2....1. match start. zellot, omni and feh all run for cover. feh runs to the jump boots so he can dodge the reign of terror from Two_Fase and the duel enforcers that he picked up from equalizer. somehow he tripped on his hoverboard in fear and shot himself in the foot. he respawns. zellot runs to the nearest train station only to find out it only makes one stop. so he hands his train pass to feh and tells him to run for his life. getting tired of the search and destroy mission Two_Fase then pulls out a stinger gun and one by one hunts them down and pins them to a wall. after they all die Fase buries them 20 feet under.................not satisfied Fase hops down in the hole with them (sinkhole) to make sure they do not burden him again. with no where to run he's like a shark in a fish tank on a feeding frenzy.......they were never heard from again.
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