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gr01n5h07 
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 Topic: The person before me.Posted: 10 Dec 2010 at 9:14am |
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@ Val ... Duracell Man? Well I guess thats better than the Energizer Bunny @ Sizzle... Thats not me you smell... you are smelling Lagerfeld... oOPS... the meant that "pee in a bottle" which you smeared on yourself in an attempt to "attract" Belgian women
 @ Summerblink... I agree, and I'm sure they never recovered that 20 buck expense, since no one went to see it except Sizzle
 ^^^ is now working on the sequel to "Summer Blink" Has already signed the same blonde bisexual, but needs a cast member to play the part of "Old Stinky Grumpy Man" ^^^ knows just who to ask. oOPS... do you need a hint
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SIZZLE
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Posted: 10 Dec 2010 at 1:44pm |
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^^ got frostbite digging for aluminum cans in his back yard.. found 1 shovel ready job i guess
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gr01n5h07
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Posted: 10 Dec 2010 at 3:22pm |
The only time I ever dug in my current back yard was to bury a pet
 Anyway... do you mean if I dig in your backyard I would find aluminum cans??? Your house must be built on a stinky landfill... which explains a lot about your behavior  ^^^ got frostbite on his "3rd leg" and it fell off
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SIZZLE
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Posted: 10 Dec 2010 at 7:39pm |
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^^ Dirty underwear man
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gr01n5h07
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Posted: 11 Dec 2010 at 12:20am |
A short story that defined Sizzle's youth...
Santa: Little boy... What do you want for xmas?
Little Sizzle: I want a fire engine, a race car, and a telescope...
Santa: I can get you a fire engine, and a race car, but why would you want a telescope? Are you trying to see Santa's workshop at the North Pole?
Little Sizzle: No, stars are boring... I like to watch the "Ladies" undress and I broke my binoculars last week "camping" on that tree outside little Sally's window...
Santa:
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SIZZLE
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Posted: 11 Dec 2010 at 12:28am |
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^^ same story except he watches boys
looking at a fine look'n Lady is American.. as John Wayne would of said it 
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Posted: 11 Dec 2010 at 12:42am |
I forgot to mention in my story that "little Sizzle" was a little "confused" as a child and had bisexual tendencies
The Duke??? You're just showing your age again...
^^^ thinks hes as cool as John Wayne, but is no better than John Boy
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Posted: 11 Dec 2010 at 4:00am |
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no man will ever be as cool as John Wayne.. but im closer then most
^^ saw him on the corner with a sign that said "will sow you a rug for a cheeseburger"
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Posted: 11 Dec 2010 at 10:27am |
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is illiterate^^^
sign actually said, "Will gladly pay you tuesday, for a hamburger today."
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Posted: 11 Dec 2010 at 11:15am |
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naw he just has a different sign for each day of the week
"willing to sing for a White Castle" is another one of his signs.. i got him a White Castle and he sang his little heart out.. sounded more like a dog yelping though
^^ drove on by without feeding Groin.. in his defense he was afraid of getting bit
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Posted: 11 Dec 2010 at 12:48pm |
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heard ducks carry rabies these days, hope u understand pen15pains i mean groin
^^ monkey stomped me with a few shock combos last night... f u k e r
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Posted: 12 Dec 2010 at 11:51am |
Also my name is not pen15pains or v4gp41ns... I am gr01n5h07 since I am an equal opportunity groin destroyer.
Lastly, I play the Outbrake clan, but have no rabies, STDs, etc, since I have standards and do not sleep with "easy" women.
^^^ should get tested after that wild night with Sizzle
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Posted: 12 Dec 2010 at 12:54pm |
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your right, shoulda seen the women we were sleeping with... pamela anderson style.... country boys get the women son ;)
^^ may be equal opp. groin destroyer, but knows he perfers to touch the pen15 over the v4g
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Posted: 12 Dec 2010 at 6:03pm |
"Country Boys" ... ???
I know what types you guys attract, and you can keep those women... I will not interfere. FYI... Pamela Anderson does have an STD called HCV. Also, one of my college roomates was a "country boy" and he did show me cow tipping ^^^ has to grab potential hook ups in the "groin" to find out what they are... but this is the norm in South Dakota
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Posted: 12 Dec 2010 at 6:35pm |
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nothing wrong with a lil cup and tickle
^^ needs more country lessons
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Posted: 12 Dec 2010 at 7:09pm |
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lmao Country boys don't need to rope em.. but if thats what there into we'll be glad to rope & tackle em
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Posted: 13 Dec 2010 at 2:27am |
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^Sizl was performing this country song at country club when he was a young country cow girl.
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Posted: 13 Dec 2010 at 12:41pm |
Let me guess... "steer wrestling"... those Country boys / Cowboys have problems... BTW... Sizzle... if you have to lasso a Lady and tie her up just to keep her from running away from you, you must either smell really bad or look really scary
^^^ Likes to sing the female part in this ONJ song:
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Posted: 13 Dec 2010 at 1:55pm |
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well Country girls are just as likely to tie a guy up and ride him :) city guys spend a small fortune on dinner, a movie, alcohol, and a room.. who's the dufas? lol city girl=don't mess up my 40 dollar hairdue and i just did my nails and "I HAVE A HEADACHE".. my response would be "YOU ARE A FK"N HEADACHE" XD
^^ sticks to duck fk'n because its cheap 
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Posted: 13 Dec 2010 at 2:34pm |
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Sizzle... if you want Country girls to tie you up... more power to you
Personally, I do not like to get tied up Second, its a 100+ dollar hairdue... not 40 dollars Third, I think you should try your "headache" response on your wife and see if you get a "frying pan to the head ache."
^^^ uses his right hand because its free
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Posted: 13 Dec 2010 at 4:51pm |
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really groin? who doesn't like to be tied up... come on man, nothing better the some babe raping you lol :)
^^ his right hand chopped his left hand off for sleeping with his man.
Btw doin what country boys do best :) its blurry but i was tryin to take a fast pic
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Posted: 13 Dec 2010 at 9:41pm |
I was tied up once, but once is enough since I like to be the one in control
^^^ lets those Country girls use blindfolds and handcuffs on him
BTW... I think we finally scared away Val with our rather sketchy discussion
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Posted: 14 Dec 2010 at 1:50am |
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Val loves sketchy discussions
she's a Belgium girl
^^ ties himself up and imagines Val did it
as you can see me and Seph were beast'n
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always, im pretty sure every match today we got serious about we dominated... not gonna lie when i played ****ty i was textin this chick lol..... damn women anyway gettin in the way of our gaming
^^ found a darkwalker and thought it was a KFC drive thru, sat forever on his hoverboard next to it lookin for some chicken
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Posted: 14 Dec 2010 at 8:22am |
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^^^ is wrong about Sizzle's ability to eat chicken, forgot about Sizzle's dentures, should remember that Sizzle only eats SPAM |
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