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Danjel8 ![]() Godlike Member ![]() Joined: 17 Nov 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3296 |
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Does anyone else have a twisted and dark sense of humour? I do...
If you have any funny sick jokes, please list them here or PM me. |
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Prince Big Woody ![]() Godlike Member ![]() Joined: 07 Mar 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1961 |
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I remember sickipedia.org had some jokes some may find offensive
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Oh dear...
![]() Yeah my soh can be pretty fecked up sometimes. When something sick pops into my head I'll throw it on here rather than offending my workmates ![]() |
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still one of my favorites lol
Good to the Last Drop A guy walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and orders her to open the vault. She says, “But, sir, it’s just a sperm bank!” “Open it now!” he demands. She opens the vault, and it’s full of test tube samples. “Take one and drink it,” says the guy. “But it’s sperm!” she pleads. “Do it!” So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well,” he continues. The nurse does as she’s told. Finally, after four samples the man takes off his ski mask. It’s her husband! “See?” he says. “Was it that bad?” |
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One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment,
when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can
tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
The man says, “Well, give me some examples.” The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?” The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…” |
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One day Bob and Tom were walking down the street when Tom said, “You know I took skydiving lessons last week.”
“Really,” said Bob in amazement, “How did it go?” “Well the week started out alright while we were in the class learning the basics. But then Wednesday rolled around and it came time to take our first jump.” “And?” Bob asked. “Well I was the last one to jump but when I got to the door I couldn’t do it. So the instructor told me ‘you had better jump out of this god damn plane before I stick my dick right up your ass.’” “Well did you jump?” asked Bob. “Yeah, a little.” |
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Two drunks are laying on the floor, and one of them is sticking a finger in and out of the other drunk’s ass.
When a cop walks by and looks at the drunks, he says, “What the hell are you two doing?” The first drunk replies, “Oh, I’m just helping my friend vomit.” So the cop says, “Do you think I’m stupid? Sticking your finger in his ass is no way to make your friend vomit.” “Just wait until I stick it in his mouth,” replies the drunk. |
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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LOL
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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Not sick, but! Since Michael Jackson was 99% Plastic, they are going to melt him down and turn him into Legos, so children can play with him for a change!
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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A blond walks in the dry cleaners and hands in her clothes and the lady behind the counter says thank you come again and the blond was like no thats cream of wheat mind you're own business
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![]() You're not a shepherd youre just a sheep A combined effort of everyone you meet Youre all flesh with no bone Feed them to the sharks & throw them to the wolves |
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Farah Fawcett died (of butt cancer) and went to heaven.
She met God and He gave her one wish. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe... So God killed Michael Jackson. Awww...too soon? |
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The worst of the best.
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LOL ....damn you all go hard on these jokes.
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too soon
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you want lobster? huh,im thinkin burger king
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OMG lunchy!!!! that's horrible!!!!! |
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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blahahaahah, meh, i dont care if he did or didnt do it, i really disliked his music! I know it was music for the masses, but the masses are morons, ...a person is smart, people are dumb! God, not more cliche's! A bird in hand, is worth two in the bush!
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You know what Elvis and Salaminilla have in common?! Both can survive on a toilet seat for two days!!!
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Danjel8 ![]() Godlike Member ![]() Joined: 17 Nov 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3296 |
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Michael Jackon has been melted down into plastic cups so that that children can still rim him.
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I LOLd at that, seriously. I've heard so many Michael Jackson ones, most within +/- 12 hours of his death. |
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In honor of Micheal Jackson lets all grab our crotches, have a moment of silence and just beat it.
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JakeT111 ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Location: England Online Status: Offline Posts: 770 |
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Best joke I've heard in a looooong time, just seen this one:
Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this." Another: That kid from Sixth Sense who can see dead people must be pretty f***ing pissed off. Getting these from sickipedia btw. |
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Nah not too soon at all ![]() Michael Jackson and his wife were in the maternity ward with their new born son. Michael asks the doctor "how long before we can have sex?". Doctor replies "I'd wait until he's atleast 13" |
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What does a paedo call a toddler with a runny nose?
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Danjel8 ![]() Godlike Member ![]() Joined: 17 Nov 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3296 |
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hahaha :D that paedo one is amazing!!!
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Whats wrong with f cking 29 year olds? Theres 20 of em!
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