Funniest things you've heard on mic / been sent? |
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JakeT111 ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Location: England Online Status: Offline Posts: 770 |
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Yeah just share the awesome things you hear on other people's mics / messages you get sent to you on mw2 here!
Just got sent a message by some douche after I killed him 5x in a row on Scrapyard saying "I fuck ur mom", followed by a few more random messages. :/ Killed some other guy in S&D 3 rounds in a row then got called a "fucking pussy ass bitch cunt" (epic insult). Heard someone on mics a few days ago get told "go to bed, all you do is play on that stupid machine all day". ![]() Share yours here! |
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Crister _ ![]() Ultra Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Location: Finland Online Status: Offline Posts: 412 |
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hahaha i got this from raki-tr-64
"you mother is a 20$ b****, you mother is here and 3 Turk's fingered and f*** you mom's pussy on the people flag you f***ing nigga" lol |
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ohhhh yesss
Oh jisses |
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puertoRICAN ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Luci's Pimp Joined: 02 Feb 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3866 |
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f*** **** b**** c**t
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh |
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puertoRICAN ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Luci's Pimp Joined: 02 Feb 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3866 |
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how come i cant use the words Jake uses???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
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Do_Or_Die_420 ![]() AdReNaLiNe RuSh ![]() ![]() Rocket Scientist Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3518 |
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Some dude came into the MW2 lobby & we were 8 deep with A-R taggs...First thing that came outta his mouth was..."Is A-R a Gang"...
Some other dude asked "What do you do?" Told him were Neighborhood D!ck slangers!
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JakeT111 ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Location: England Online Status: Offline Posts: 770 |
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puertoRICAN ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Luci's Pimp Joined: 02 Feb 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3866 |
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seriously, what the f***??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
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HanFei ![]() Team KmA ![]() ![]() Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 798 |
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Migz1 said, "do you know how to jerk? It's a new dance!"
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DVirus_R ![]() Team Phoenyx ![]() ![]() Scavenger Hunter Joined: 09 Feb 2009 Location: Yucatán, México Online Status: Offline Posts: 2836 |
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well, i head in MW2:
Guy1:"Your Sisters love me b1tch!"
Guy2:"Yeahhh, she love to fu.ck you, my shemale sister"
lol
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Do_Or_Die_420 ![]() AdReNaLiNe RuSh ![]() ![]() Rocket Scientist Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3518 |
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With an avatar like that he can do WTF ever he wants.
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MIGZ-1 ![]() Team KmA ![]() ![]() Road Rampager Joined: 26 Dec 2008 Location: cape cod mass Online Status: Offline Posts: 1000094 |
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Its an awesome dance too! LMAO
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Limputtaja ![]() Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 02 Sep 2009 Location: Finland Online Status: Offline Posts: 94 |
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"Do you have wallhack? You all ways know where people come and also shoot people through walls."
"Stop camping motherfu cker" "Camppers like you wont ever see a pus.sy" "OMFG stop camping you fa ggot" and quite few more messages like that. Usually I respond them by asking if they want to be friends, but apparently they dont need campping f** got noob friends like me :( |
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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QwEsT ![]() AdReNaLiNe RuSh ![]() Joined: 09 May 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1083 |
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hey im a camper XD
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PSN: qwest4victory A-R_l2eQwEsT
XBL: ViTuHMiN C |
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Greeny ![]() Ultra Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 09 Mar 2009 Location: england Online Status: Offline Posts: 275 |
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i got a message saying "NTM CAMPEUR" i'm guessin it's something to do with camping, i think he got a little pi.ssed because i was owning with with a shotgun, and i weren't camping in the slightest lol it was just because he kept get his face blown off by my shotgun :) and it weren't the akimbo 1887's i'm not that much of a fa.ggot lol
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iAM_xplorer2233 ![]() Team iAM ![]() ![]() Stair Master Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Location: right behind u Online Status: Offline Posts: 580 |
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i told u this with love though
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QwEsT ![]() AdReNaLiNe RuSh ![]() Joined: 09 May 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1083 |
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yesterday had some pretty fun games
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PSN: qwest4victory A-R_l2eQwEsT
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COKKENBALLS ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Location: Here and there Online Status: Offline Posts: -998930 |
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A week or so ago, a bunch of us were playing Burnout Paradise. One of the people playing said "Uh, yeah I guess my mom is hot."
Anyone that was in that game should remember. It was pretty random and funny.
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SilverJ-17 ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Silver Coinage Joined: 05 Feb 2009 Location: Western Indiana Online Status: Offline Posts: 1447 |
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Sorry to barge in, but I saw this so I have to ask.. Did anyone say something along the lines of "We know you're both f**s/ gay, get a room."? That sounds like the proper response to **** like that. |
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QwEsT ![]() AdReNaLiNe RuSh ![]() Joined: 09 May 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1083 |
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nope
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Danjel8 ![]() Godlike Member ![]() Joined: 17 Nov 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3296 |
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Some guy earlier trying to justify calling me a pussy because I like winning.
He left the game about 10 seconds later. |
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willisasmith ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2009 Location: Afton, Oklahoma Online Status: Offline Posts: 207 |
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some guy telling me i am using a noob weapon when he is walking around with a gun with a heartbeat sensor and akimbo shotguns made my drunk ass laugh i was using the RPD by the way dont use guns tht require accuracy when im drinking which is almost always
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M-Rox ![]() Ultra Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Location: not here Online Status: Offline Posts: 600 |
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some random guy: mommyrox thats a girly name
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Oooh I know who it was lolol I liked the awkward silence that happened afterwards |
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MIGZ-1 ![]() Team KmA ![]() ![]() Road Rampager Joined: 26 Dec 2008 Location: cape cod mass Online Status: Offline Posts: 1000094 |
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Love the comment JP
* it needs to be atleast... 3 times the size of this
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