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valjohn 
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I'm sure it's international, so post your fav ones
What does a blonde when she learns that 90% of accidents happen at home ?
She moves out
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what does a blonde wear behind her ears to attract a man?
her ankles! |
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:-)))
why blondes run around the shower ??
coz on the shampoo bottle is written "wash & go"
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one time i took a smokin hott blonde fishing
the fish weren't biting so i suggested we cross to the other side she said ok but there's no bridge? i said i'll turn on my flashlight and you can just walk across the beam she said IM NOT STUPID! your going to turn the flashlight off when i get halfway across |
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as possibly the only blonde female on the forum, i object to this thread! xD
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so there was Bev & Val taking a walk
Val: ohhhh, look... a dead bird!! Bev, looking in the air: ohh poor little thing... where?? 
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LOL!! valjohn !! XD
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I knew u'd love it 
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what would RICAN call a blonde with no legs?
cun.tsWayLo |
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What does a blond and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of seamen! |
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what does a blonde say while having sex??
nothing... her mom taught her to never talk to strangers |
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so brunettes can remember them! |
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lmao at ^ tables turned!
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how comes that a blonde can break a wall with her head??
the smartest one gives up 
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LOL! sometimes i wonder if the reason you got so damn muscly was from punching women! xD |
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how many blondes does it take to make popcorn?
5 1 to hold the pan and 4 to shake the stove |
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not if her mother is a blonde too ---> paternity identification = mission impossible 
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i know, i was watching! |
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you hit so hard :( |
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and i told you to fu.ck off and make your own.. thats when it all began! :/ |
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