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Fluffy Fluffington
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Topic: Things NOT to say during sex. Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 11:46am |
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Its Supposed to hurt
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Ppareja76
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:04pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
did you just fart?
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ReverendCrow
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:14pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
hope it doesnt bother you i have a pre ejaculation problem
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puertoRICAN
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:14pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
sorry, didn't mean to wake you..... *pulls out*
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XKaL1buR
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:24pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"Damn, you ain't got no table manners"
"You nasty as hell. Ya, keep on doing what you doing" |
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:29pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
clinch them cheeks baby here i come
look this is probably going to last a minute or 2 so i hope theres no hard feelings
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Cruel IntentionZ
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 1:30pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
a minute or two? jissus, you sir are a GOD among men ;)
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ReverendCrow
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 1:53pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 2:03pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
1. Do you prefer your moose live or stuffed? 2. No, you have 2 hours until Girl Scouts. (Sure Nophets will call the police on me for this one) |
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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valjohn
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 2:25pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
1. Hey, what time is it ? 2. It's almost finished ? Desperate Housewives just started !!
3. C'mon !!.. I have to wake up early tomorrow.
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Cruel IntentionZ
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 2:35pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
LMFAO!
i guess it does look big to someone as small as you ;)
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GOW_KillinUGood
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 3:12pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Last night I went home at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2
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puertoRICAN
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 3:51pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"Your brother said it was a good size..."
"It smells fine, but i still wont do it" "They say you can get pregnant this way, i say we try it" "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" "You mind if i just finish today, i have to be home in half an hour."
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 4:25pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
look i'll go down there if it smelt better
damn your Best friend was tighter then u
**** did your mother teach u that move cause i love when she does that
oh oh oh oh oh shazaaaaaaammmmmm!
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Pinnacle
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 4:32pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
1. Your mom is tighter than you are!
2. How does it feel to be sloppy seconds?
3. Yes, Cornholio is a butt pirate! Bain told me!
4. Oops, wrong hole.
5. Did someone forget the put the fish in the freezer?
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Pinnacle
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 4:35pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
LMAO!
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 4:40pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
can you pull out for a sec? i need to queef. |
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puertoRICAN
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 4:47pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
OMFG, i just puked. thnx. "Wrong hole?? well im half way in, do you mind?" |
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 4:47pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
you remind me of my grandma
my last girl friend gave me crabs
im' a lvl 100 mage in WOW
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 4:49pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
:P
and yes i do mind! because it's in my ear!!!
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 4:57pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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valjohn
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 5:06pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
this thread is getting dirty .... too dirty
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 5:16pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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valjohn
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 5:21pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
YOU PERVS !!!
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 5:32pm | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
i'm proud to be a perv kaythanks
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