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Cloudy_Serendipity 
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 Topic: Sick jokes...Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 3:41pm |
FPMSL  Quality! |
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Danjel8
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 8:05am |
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haha lunchy :D
Starfish women... REJECTED. |
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SP61gTSupra
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 7:59am |
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Guy walks into a convenience store, strolls up to the counter and says to the lady working; i need some condoms for my 12 year old daughter! The lady responds 'Your 12 year old daughter is sexually active?!?' The guy says,. 'No, she just lays there like her mother!'
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Danjel8
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 7:07am |
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Anyone ever f***ed a nugget? Thats a person with no arms or legs.
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 6:54am |
I think ur sig line says it all. didn't know u were into small love like that lol. Hey even I could be tempted to seduce a small midget if the thighs were just right lol :P |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 9:58pm |
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lol most of my good stuff is ad-lib off the cuff remarks about stuff people do in my presence. I'm a pretty effective bully lol
 One of my co-managers at work caught chlamidya from some skank like 3 years ago. I re-wrote 3 or 4 songs just for him... people still sing em to him even now. Chlamidya Rhapsody to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen is my fav  I've seen some pretty spectacular SOH's right here on this forum... I'm small-fry in comparison and happily prostrate myself to those with superior humour skills |
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 5:26pm |
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holy crap Cloudy.. ur beginning to scare me lol. good stuff tho
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Danjel8
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 4:16pm |
haha best one! someone has a very good sense of humour! keep them coming ;) |
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 4:10pm |
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How do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloodied d!ck on her teddy bear. (think that'll do for now ) |
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You told her twice already. |
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What's pink, 18" long and makes women scream?
Cot death. |
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A paedo and a kid are walking through the woods at night.
"I'm scared" says the kid. "You're scared?" The paedo replies. "You're not the one who's walking back alone." |
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Posted: 28 Jun 2009 at 9:11pm |
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I appologise for this one... not sure if anyone outside the UK will get it
 What has 1 ball and f*cks wh0res? Peter Sutcliffe's hammer. |
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Posted: 28 Jun 2009 at 5:20pm |
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Whats wrong with f cking 29 year olds? Theres 20 of em!
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Posted: 28 Jun 2009 at 7:21am |
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hahaha :D that paedo one is amazing!!!
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What does a paedo call a toddler with a runny nose?
Full! |
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Posted: 28 Jun 2009 at 2:09am |
Nah not too soon at all Michael Jackson and his wife were in the maternity ward with their new born son. Michael asks the doctor "how long before we can have sex?". Doctor replies "I'd wait until he's atleast 13" |
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Posted: 27 Jun 2009 at 11:59am |
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Best joke I've heard in a looooong time, just seen this one:
Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this." Another: That kid from Sixth Sense who can see dead people must be pretty f***ing pissed off. Getting these from sickipedia btw. |
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Posted: 27 Jun 2009 at 11:48am |
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In honor of Micheal Jackson lets all grab our crotches, have a moment of silence and just beat it.
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Posted: 27 Jun 2009 at 11:13am |
I LOLd at that, seriously. I've heard so many Michael Jackson ones, most within +/- 12 hours of his death. |
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Posted: 27 Jun 2009 at 9:29am |
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Michael Jackon has been melted down into plastic cups so that that children can still rim him.
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Posted: 27 Jun 2009 at 8:36am |
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Posted: 27 Jun 2009 at 5:04am |
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You know what Elvis and Salaminilla have in common?! Both can survive on a toilet seat for two days!!!
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blahahaahah, meh, i dont care if he did or didnt do it, i really disliked his music! I know it was music for the masses, but the masses are morons, ...a person is smart, people are dumb! God, not more cliche's! A bird in hand, is worth two in the bush!
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OMG lunchy!!!! that's horrible!!!!! |
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