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    Posted: 24 Nov 2009 at 11:51am
Originally posted by Danjel8

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That sounds similar to fat girl rodeo.
 
Find the fattest, ugliest girl in a club and start dancing with her. Give her a hug and whisper in her ear something really nasty and see how long you can hold on for! My record is 13 seconds!
That's not how we ran our rodeos. For us it was everyone tosses in $20.00 at 8pm and then we go our seperate ways. We meet back up at the house around midnight with a real barker. You get her into the bedroom and when you got her naked and riding your pole, you give the signal and everyone else busts into the room. The would count down from 8 seconds. If you could ride that bull for the full 8 seconds, you win the cash.
 
I knew I had a pig on my hands when I tried to pick up the same girl twice and she'd only do it if I split the cash with her.
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Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Originally posted by Danjel8

[QUOTE=yingyangin][QUOTE=Danjel8]
 
That sounds similar to fat girl rodeo.
 
Find the fattest, ugliest girl in a club and start dancing with her. Give her a hug and whisper in her ear something really nasty and see how long you can hold on for! My record is 13 seconds!
That's not how we ran our rodeos. For us it was everyone tosses in $20.00 at 8pm and then we go our seperate ways. We meet back up at the house around midnight with a real barker. You get her into the bedroom and when you got her naked and riding your pole, you give the signal and everyone else busts into the room. The would count down from 8 seconds. If you could ride that bull for the full 8 seconds, you win the cash.
 
I knew I had a pig on my hands when I tried to pick up the same girl twice and she'd only do it if I split the cash with her.
 
There's an old River Phoenix movie with the same premise ... Called "Dog Fight" ... The beginning is hilarious. It ends tragically. He falls in love with Oinker.
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Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Originally posted by Danjel8

[QUOTE=yingyangin][QUOTE=Danjel8]
 
That sounds similar to fat girl rodeo.
 
Find the fattest, ugliest girl in a club and start dancing with her. Give her a hug and whisper in her ear something really nasty and see how long you can hold on for! My record is 13 seconds!
That's not how we ran our rodeos. For us it was everyone tosses in $20.00 at 8pm and then we go our seperate ways. We meet back up at the house around midnight with a real barker. You get her into the bedroom and when you got her naked and riding your pole, you give the signal and everyone else busts into the room. The would count down from 8 seconds. If you could ride that bull for the full 8 seconds, you win the cash.
 
I knew I had a pig on my hands when I tried to pick up the same girl twice and she'd only do it if I split the cash with her.
 
There's an old River Phoenix movie with the same premise ... Called "Dog Fight" ... The beginning is hilarious. It ends tragically. He falls in love with Oinker.
I have never heard of that one. I thought I caught the obscure River Phoenix movie when I saw "My Own Private Idaho"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Fluffy Fluffington Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Nov 2009 at 1:54pm
Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

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Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Originally posted by Danjel8

[QUOTE=yingyangin][QUOTE=Danjel8]
 
That sounds similar to fat girl rodeo.
 
Find the fattest, ugliest girl in a club and start dancing with her. Give her a hug and whisper in her ear something really nasty and see how long you can hold on for! My record is 13 seconds!
That's not how we ran our rodeos. For us it was everyone tosses in $20.00 at 8pm and then we go our seperate ways. We meet back up at the house around midnight with a real barker. You get her into the bedroom and when you got her naked and riding your pole, you give the signal and everyone else busts into the room. The would count down from 8 seconds. If you could ride that bull for the full 8 seconds, you win the cash.
 
I knew I had a pig on my hands when I tried to pick up the same girl twice and she'd only do it if I split the cash with her.
 
There's an old River Phoenix movie with the same premise ... Called "Dog Fight" ... The beginning is hilarious. It ends tragically. He falls in love with Oinker.
I have never heard of that one. I thought I caught the obscure River Phoenix movie when I saw "My Own Private Idaho"
 
No Male Prostitution in Dog Fight. Just some MArines and Fugly b1tches.
worth a rent just for the 1st 20 mins. Then it gets into all sorts of introspection and the effects of war on soldiers .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
 
lol actually not a bad movie, die hard RP fans, of which I am not oneof,  think its his best acting.
I feel his role as the young Indy in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is a triumph.
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FlorianDJ for glitching 4 times on Sandstorm and then glitching for an hour without scoring the fu ck ing flag.
that sh!t was f*king stupid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
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Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

FlorianDJ for glitching 4 times on Sandstorm and then glitching for an hour without scoring the fu ck ing flag.
that sh!t was f*king stupid.


Thank you for reminding me why I don't play ut3 anymore.
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Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

FlorianDJ for glitching 4 times on Sandstorm and then glitching for an hour without scoring the fu ck ing flag.
that sh!t was f*king stupid.
 
Thats funny you should mention that...He tried glitchin back too his base on Sandstorm today...I was waiting on the other side with the stinger gun & when he stuck his fat head out i pushed his $h!t off the map...
Then after that he proceeded too kill himself till he got too -17 points...Then he switched too my team!
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fu cking loser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
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Idiot of the day goes to the Ar clan. For not posting Happy Birthday to Mommyrox.
You wish!
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We did. Just not on this site
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She not good enough to get the same here?
You wish!
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You havent got a clue. The A-R site has an awesome Birthday thread just for me. My clan ROX!
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Triphop!!!! For trying to kick 15 of the 15 clan members out of a clan that he is not even a member of. What a retard!!!!
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BAIN for being a pU**y and thinking he's god and i'm not kicking you your leaving all on your own so go already
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Just in!!!! Election results. Triphop stays - 0, Triphop goes - 15.
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LMFAO! this is getting ridiculous 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
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Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

LMFAO! this is getting ridiculous 
 
No, This is just getting entertaining!
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Originally posted by BAIN

Just in!!!! Election results. Triphop stays - 0, Triphop goes - 15.


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bain you are the retard as i can't kick anyone you all choose to leave to bad you aren't the founder and you did not crete the tag lol what a fool your being move on already
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i dont think NE 1 of them will give up their tags..........
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Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

i dont think NE 1 of them will give up their tags..........
 
I think they should just take this too court...Judge Judy will put you all in your place!
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Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

i dont think NE 1 of them will give up their tags..........

well i am considering other clans right now but i still stand on my principle as these people need to drop their tags even if CKC is to die after i would agree to that probably but then again i am being the reasonable ones while they deserve what they get! you don't stab friends in the back
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You peice of $hit. ckc is officially dead. We were never your friend. We all just left. Thanks for having done nothing for this team in 2 years, being gone for a year and coming back to ruin our name. Our team stays together and you are left with nothing but a name and your fiance. Have fun. Not much has changed in 2 years. We left you to form T-H-E and the whole team leaves once again to form KmA. If you need a translation for KmA. Look it up.
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boy if you make up dates like that in court you'd never win and btw i don't want ckc to be anything like what you made it (NO G.O.W. COMPLEX HERE)and i am here to tell everyone CKC is alive as pam and i have been playing alone for the last six months anyways since we were secretly excluded  from membership my guess for the clan tag is kma=kisses monkey a**

and keep talking trash and i'll keep pounding on you i wish you the best and you insult me sounds like your clan alright. btw do me a favor and change that signature too because it just doesn't fit anymore lol

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