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Topic: HAPPY B-DAY BAIN!! Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 2:05am |
ol' Grandpa Bain has just turned another year older and in celebration of this yearly event I found this joke for you!!
The Hunting Lodge One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story. "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting exposition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!....... I tell you, I just **** my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have **** my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!" Hope you have an awesome Birthday Bain!! Have a couple glasses of spiked eggnog, you deserve it!!! |
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DVirus_R
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 4:08am |
ohhh, happy bday dude! enjoy ur day!!!!
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SIZZLE
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 4:38am |
happy B-day my fellow redneck
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Sephiroth_V7
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 4:49am |
Happy Bday Bain
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aka - priebe69, DEEP_BrokeBack, GOW_AftaBirth |
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 4:58am |
yo happy bday bain yo lets get drunk rent some horses and f*** with some longhorns.......... fans that is and hog tie them burnt orange loving fools. well unless your a longhorn fan then lets just shoot some guns in the air and listen if when the bullets come down and someone yells what the f***. lol
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TX2k7
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 5:22am |
hbd bain-o xD
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Aquaknot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 6:50am |
Great story JP... LMAO
According to this, Bain should avoid yelling, laughing too hard or sneezing. Happy birthday Bain. If things go well, you'll never catch me!
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 11:15am |
happy birthday bain!!!!!!!!! O:
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 3:41pm |
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N0SF3RATU
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 4:52pm |
HAPPY
APPY PPY PY Y BIRTHDAY IRTHDAY RTHDAY THDAY HDAY DAY AY Y Damn echo ;-)
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SRC_ROLLTIDE
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 5:15pm |
Happy birthday dude!
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No pension to retire <_<
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 5:37pm |
Thanks everyone!!!
@ JP: you're TOO funny. hahaha
@Aqua: dude, you're chasing me
@Zellot: hell yeah, I hate the Horns. Just got a new A&M cap for my b-day. Go Aggies!!!!
Rolltide, long time no see. whatsup?
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 6:05pm |
Happy B-Day. Winning Gameday would be a good b-day present to yourself, but seeing as how thats not goin to happen i wouldn't worry about it. Have a good one.
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2010 at 6:26pm |
Happy Birthday good buddy. Try not to party too hard. At your age, it could be deadly.
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 12:42am |
HBD BIT CH!!! |
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Me and Penguins about to go HAAAAAM!!
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daaBOMB
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 1:56am |
Happy Birthday Beanie Baby!! Have a good one :D xxx
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OneMan1Army
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 2:59am |
Happy Birthday Bain, you old self lol. jk
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Sephiroth_V7
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 3:18am |
Happy Birthday Jim.. i mean bain.... TX calls you Jim though right? :)
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 4:04am |
im gunna get you a casket for your birthday, youl need soon old man. happy birthday<3
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shine on you crazy diamond
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 7:13am |
Happy birthday Bain. Enjoy it.
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 7:52am |
HBD Bain!!! i would gv u a gold chrome chip but u hv enough lol
seph .... ,,l,, |
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Aquaknot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 9:26am |
Happy Birthday Bain. Probably the only guy still alive that has an autographed Bible with a personal note.
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 11:42am |
Happy Birthday Bain Have a Good One Man!
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Light Years Ahead Of My Peers
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equalizer23
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 4:44pm |
Happy bday. One year closer to retirement.
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JPINATOR
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Dec 2011 at 6:48pm |
To one of the most coolest mother f***ers I have ever got to know, Happy Birthday! Screw these old man jokes.. A man who still kicks ass on PS3 is still a young whipper snapper
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