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BAIN ![]() Forum Moderator ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Jan 2009 Location: New Eden Online Status: Offline Posts: 3503 |
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just thought that I would try to balance out some of the drama with a little humor. post 'em if you got'em.
Scotch?
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Zellot ![]() Team iAM ![]() ![]() Zellraiser Joined: 17 Nov 2008 Location: Hell if I Know Online Status: Offline Posts: 2355 |
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oh **** lol
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Sephiroth_V7 ![]() Team Deep ![]() ![]() qM's Cheerleader Joined: 14 Dec 2009 Location: SoDak Online Status: Offline Posts: 5105 |
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Jill goes home one night with a guy she meets at the clubs. He is tall, super hot and seems different than most other guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but to notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom shelf are small teddy bears all lined up next to each other. The middle have medium sized bears all lined up beside each other. And finally the top shelf have all large teddy bears lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is very sentimental and sweet and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she wants to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blow job, lets him pound the sh1t outta her and even takes it up the ass!! In the Morning, she slowly gets dressed, smiles at him and asks " How was that?" He nods and says, "Not to fvckin bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the middle shelf" :)
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YINYANG ![]() Forum Moderator ![]() ![]() Ho's And Disco's Joined: 19 Mar 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: -19563 |
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LMFAO that **** is better than cab fare hahaha
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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A guy comes running into his house with a sheep under his arm, kicks the bedroom door open to where his wife is and says, "This is the the pig I f uck when you have a headache" To which his wife replys, "That's a sheep"!. The husband replys, "I wasn't talking to you"!
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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N0SF3RATU ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 22 Apr 2010 Location: your bedroom Online Status: Offline Posts: 843 |
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Bwahahahahahaha
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Sephiroth_V7 ![]() Team Deep ![]() ![]() qM's Cheerleader Joined: 14 Dec 2009 Location: SoDak Online Status: Offline Posts: 5105 |
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LMAO
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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Guy comes running home screaming to his girlfriend, "Oh my God honey, I just won the lottery, hurry, pack your bags" His girlfriend says "Should I pack for warm or for cold"? He says, "Doesn't matter. as long as your out by tomorrow"!
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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N0SF3RATU ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 22 Apr 2010 Location: your bedroom Online Status: Offline Posts: 843 |
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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Why are Jews noses soo big? Because air is free.
Hear about the Ethiopian that fell into a Crocodile pit? Yeah, he ate 3 before they pulled him out! Did you hear about the gay choir boy? He choked on his first hymn. |
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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hieuy ![]() Senior Member ![]() Joined: 02 Dec 2010 Online Status: Offline Posts: 126 |
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time for some yo mama jokes.
yo MAMA so STUPID, she put lipstick on her forehead.. to MAKE UP her mind.
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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Your mamma's soo ugly, when she walks through the woods, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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Sephiroth_V7 ![]() Team Deep ![]() ![]() qM's Cheerleader Joined: 14 Dec 2009 Location: SoDak Online Status: Offline Posts: 5105 |
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Your mamma's like a gun, two c0cks and she's loaded. |
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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Your momma's soo stupid, when she goes to the mind reader, she gets half off! |
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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Your mamma's soo stupid, I saw her yelling into an envelope, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Sending a voicemail".
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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YINYANG ![]() Forum Moderator ![]() ![]() Ho's And Disco's Joined: 19 Mar 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: -19563 |
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Playboy Classic:
Hooker walks into a pawn shop with diamond earrings
Hooker: "I got these earrings for doing someone a "favour"
Pawn Shop Owner: "Maam i hate to break it to ya but these are fake"
Hooker: "Ive been r a p e d!"
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summ3rblink ![]() Ultra Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 Mar 2010 Online Status: Offline Posts: 677 |
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Shaker gets a critical shot while flying the raptor. He jumps out but doesn't manage to open his parachute. While he's falling he sees that there's a guy flying up fast towards him from the ground with no vehicle at all. When they meet mid air, Shaker asks "Hey, do you btw know how to use a parachute?". The man that is now recognized as Summerblink answers "No sorry, but do you know how to use a redeemer?"
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