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    Posted: 30 May 2009 at 7:37am
Whatever happen to the jokes thread that was around?
Guess ill start it again!
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lol ^^
hmmm hmmmm she hmmmmm i give up xD
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Cuz, shes a woman!   BUWAHAHA
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LOL so simple, why didnt i thought of that xD
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What does a Blonde and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
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they dont make any sense :D?
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An old lady is walking down the street carrying two full garbage bags, one of the bags has a hole in it and every few feet a 20 dollar bill falls out, a cop stops her and says maam, you have money falling out of your bag. Oh thank you officer I'll pick them up, he says maam do you mind telling me how you got a bag full of money, she says I live by the race track and all those drunk guys come to my fence and stick their thingies through the fence and pee in my yard, I grab them with my hedge clippers and say give me 20 dollars or I'll cut it off. The cop says that's pretty good, but what's in the other bag, she says, well, not everyone pays.
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Originally posted by aceoblivion

An old lady is walking down the street carrying two full garbage bags, one of the bags has a hole in it and every few feet a 20 dollar bill falls out, a cop stops her and says maam, you have money falling out of your bag. Oh thank you officer I'll pick them up, he says maam do you mind telling me how you got a bag full of money, she says I live by the race track and all those drunk guys come to my fence and stick their thingies through the fence and pee in my yard, I grab them with my hedge clippers and say give me 20 dollars or I'll cut it off. The cop says that's pretty good, but what's in the other bag, she says, well, not everyone pays.
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was awesome!
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haha good 1 ace :D
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lol ace ^^
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What does a Blonde and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow alot of seamen!
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Originally posted by SP61gTSupra

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What does a Blonde and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow alot of seamen!
I don't get it. Just kidding. No seriously, I don't get it. LOL.
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Your part of the STD clan, im sure you get it,...the joke i mean! ;)
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lol i get it ^^

keep 'em coming !
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hahahahaha awesome!!! we need cokkenballs on! I miss his comedy!
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Originally posted by Unreal_Venom

lol i get it ^^

keep 'em coming !
Ha Ha, you said keep'em coming after a seaman joke.
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BUUUUUWAAHAHAHAHA, ace that sh1t killed me!  Not sure how far i can go with these joke without offending people! i got some straight up nasty jokes, but should prolly tread softly!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Supreme_Venom Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:26pm
Originally posted by aceoblivion

Originally posted by Unreal_Venom

lol i get it ^^ keep 'em coming !
Ha Ha, you said keep'em coming after a seaman joke.


lol i thought no one would notice >_<
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You all hear about the Ethiopian who fell in the croc pit?   Yea, he ate three of them before he was pulled out!
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OMG Ethopian jokes...

How do you kill 10,000 flies?


Punch and Ethopian in the face.

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Ahh, i head a simiilar version,    Whats the difference between a pair of jeans and an ethiopian!  The pair of jeans only has one fly on it!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Danjel8 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:35pm
Yes lol I've cracked that joke on here before... its the only joke I've ever remembered for some reason... maybe coz its so wrong.


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Post Options Post Options   Quote Supreme_Venom Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:35pm
lol thats cold.. but lmao funny xD
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Man, i got soo many that i cant use on here! UGHH
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Originally posted by SP61gTSupra

Cuz, shes a woman!   BUWAHAHA
 
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lol..... jerk!
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