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SP61gTSupra
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Topic: Jokes Posted: 30 May 2009 at 7:37am |
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Whatever happen to the jokes thread that was around?
Guess ill start it again! Why doesn't Hellen Keller have a drivers license? |
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Supreme_Venom
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 8:04am | |
lol ^^
hmmm hmmmm she hmmmmm i give up xD |
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 8:27am | |
Cuz, shes a woman! BUWAHAHA
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Supreme_Venom
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 8:33am | |
LOL so simple, why didnt i thought of that xD
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 12:48pm | |
What does a Blonde and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
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Supreme_Venom
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 12:50pm | |
they dont make any sense :D?
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aceoblivion
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 12:54pm | |
An old lady is walking down the street carrying two full garbage bags, one of the bags has a hole in it and every few feet a 20 dollar bill falls out, a cop stops her and says maam, you have money falling out of your bag. Oh thank you officer I'll pick them up, he says maam do you mind telling me how you got a bag full of money, she says I live by the race track and all those drunk guys come to my fence and stick their thingies through the fence and pee in my yard, I grab them with my hedge clippers and say give me 20 dollars or I'll cut it off. The cop says that's pretty good, but what's in the other bag, she says, well, not everyone pays.
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Pinnacle
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 12:59pm | |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was awesome!
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Danjel8
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 12:59pm | |
haha good 1 ace :D
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Supreme_Venom
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:01pm | |
lol ace ^^
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:01pm | |
They both swallow alot of seamen! |
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aceoblivion
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:06pm | |
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:07pm | |
Your part of the STD clan, im sure you get it,...the joke i mean! ;)
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Supreme_Venom
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:10pm | |
lol i get it ^^
keep 'em coming ! |
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Danjel8
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:10pm | |
hahahahaha awesome!!! we need cokkenballs on! I miss his comedy!
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aceoblivion
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:14pm | |
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:18pm | |
BUUUUUWAAHAHAHAHA, ace that sh1t killed me! Not sure how far i can go with these joke without offending people! i got some straight up nasty jokes, but should prolly tread softly!
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Supreme_Venom
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:26pm | |
lol i thought no one would notice >_< |
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:29pm | |
You all hear about the Ethiopian who fell in the croc pit? Yea, he ate three of them before he was pulled out!
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Danjel8
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:31pm | |
OMG Ethopian jokes...
How do you kill 10,000 flies? Punch and Ethopian in the face. Old favorite of mine. |
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:33pm | |
Ahh, i head a simiilar version, Whats the difference between a pair of jeans and an ethiopian! The pair of jeans only has one fly on it!
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Danjel8
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:35pm | |
Yes lol I've cracked that joke on here before... its the only joke I've ever remembered for some reason... maybe coz its so wrong.
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Supreme_Venom
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:35pm | |
lol thats cold.. but lmao funny xD
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SP61gTSupra
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 1:38pm | |
Man, i got soo many that i cant use on here! UGHH
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 May 2009 at 3:01pm | |
lol..... jerk!
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