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Cloudy_Serendipity 
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 Topic: Sick jokes...Posted: 28 Jun 2009 at 9:11pm |
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I appologise for this one... not sure if anyone outside the UK will get it
 What has 1 ball and f*cks wh0res? Peter Sutcliffe's hammer. |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Posted: 28 Jun 2009 at 9:21pm |
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A paedo and a kid are walking through the woods at night.
"I'm scared" says the kid. "You're scared?" The paedo replies. "You're not the one who's walking back alone." |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 4:08pm |
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What's pink, 18" long and makes women scream?
Cot death. |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 4:09pm |
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You told her twice already. |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 4:10pm |
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How do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloodied d!ck on her teddy bear. (think that'll do for now  ) |
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Danjel8
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 4:16pm |
haha best one! someone has a very good sense of humour! keep them coming ;) |
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 5:26pm |
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holy crap Cloudy.. ur beginning to scare me lol. good stuff tho
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Posted: 04 Jul 2009 at 9:58pm |
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lol most of my good stuff is ad-lib off the cuff remarks about stuff people do in my presence. I'm a pretty effective bully lol
One of my co-managers at work caught chlamidya from some skank like 3 years ago. I re-wrote 3 or 4 songs just for him... people still sing em to him even now. Chlamidya Rhapsody to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen is my fav  I've seen some pretty spectacular SOH's right here on this forum... I'm small-fry in comparison and happily prostrate myself to those with superior humour skills |
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 6:54am |
I think ur sig line says it all. didn't know u were into small love like that lol. Hey even I could be tempted to seduce a small midget if the thighs were just right lol :P |
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Danjel8
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 7:07am |
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Anyone ever f***ed a nugget? Thats a person with no arms or legs.
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Guy walks into a convenience store, strolls up to the counter and says to the lady working; i need some condoms for my 12 year old daughter! The lady responds 'Your 12 year old daughter is sexually active?!?' The guy says,. 'No, she just lays there like her mother!'
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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Danjel8
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 8:05am |
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haha lunchy :D
Starfish women... REJECTED. |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 3:41pm |
FPMSL  Quality! |
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Posted: 05 Jul 2009 at 8:49pm |
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What's the difference between wh0res and onions?
I cry when I cut up onions |
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My BF went to a Mexican restaurant the other day and his @rse still hurts. He didn't buy any food. He got raped in the toilets.
aaaaannnndddd..... Did you know, statistically speaking, that 9/10 people enjoy gang rape |
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Posted: 06 Jul 2009 at 10:27am |
Lmfao!! Also lol at the gang one. I shouldn't laugh but yeah |
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What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse still? One at the bottom still lives. What's worse still? He ate his way out. And what's even worse than that? He went back for seconds. saw that one on a forum a while back... still makes me cry laughing |
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Posted: 10 Jul 2009 at 8:58pm |
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Can you believe McDonalds is already releasing a new sandwich to honor Michael Jackson?
It's 50 year old meat jammed between 4 year old buns!
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Posted: 10 Jul 2009 at 8:58pm |
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You know how to get a dog to stop humping your leg?
You pick him up and blow him.
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Posted: 10 Jul 2009 at 8:58pm |
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after he dumped his last boyfriend?
He wiped his ass!
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Black_star
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Posted: 11 Jul 2009 at 12:06am |
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Why do they use liquid soap in prison?
It's harder to pick up D: |
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Posted: 11 Jul 2009 at 1:50am |
lol qualityWith trepidation I stepped through the doors of the local brothel today... First time in months I'd seen the outside world |
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Posted: 14 Jul 2009 at 2:34pm |
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This is not sick but you may like it.
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car pa**ed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES' One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?' Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.' The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign: Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter --$50 |
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Posted: 16 Jul 2009 at 1:55am |
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-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-Amy Fisher, BANG!!!
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Posted: 16 Jul 2009 at 3:40am |
lmao wow.. that was a good one lmao |
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