Sick jokes...

I remember sickipedia.org had some jokes some may find offensive

still one of my favorites lol

Good to the Last Drop
A guy walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and orders her to open the vault. She says, “But, sir, it’s just a sperm bank!”

“Open it now!” he demands.

She opens the vault, and it’s full of test tube samples.

“Take one and drink it,” says the guy.

“But it’s sperm!” she pleads.

“Do it!”

So the nurse sucks it back.

“That one there, drink that one as well,” he continues.

The nurse does as she’s told.

Finally, after four samples the man takes off his ski mask. It’s her husband! “See?” he says. “Was it that bad?”

One day Bob and Tom were walking down the street when Tom said, “You know I took skydiving lessons last week.”

“Really,” said Bob in amazement, “How did it go?”

“Well the week started out alright while we were in the class learning the basics. But then Wednesday rolled around and it came time to take our first jump.”

“And?” Bob asked.

“Well I was the last one to jump but when I got to the door I couldn’t do it. So the instructor told me ‘you had better jump out of this god damn plane before I stick my dick right up your ass.’”

“Well did you jump?” asked Bob.

“Yeah, a little.”

LOL

A blond walks in the dry cleaners and hands in her clothes and the lady behind the counter says thank you come again and the blond was like  no thats cream of wheat mind you're own business

LOL ....damn you all go hard on these jokes.

Originally posted by SP61gTSupra Not sick, but!       Since Michael Jackson was 99% Plastic, they are going to melt him down and turn him into Legos, so children can play with him for a change!

OMG lunchy!!!! that's horrible!!!!!

You know what Elvis and Salaminilla have in common?!  Both can survive on a toilet seat for two days!!!

Michael Jackon has been melted down into plastic cups so that that children can still rim him.

In honor of Micheal Jackson lets all grab our crotches, have a moment of silence and just beat it.

Originally posted by iAM_NotImpressed Farah Fawcett died (of butt cancer) and went to heaven. She met God and He gave her one wish. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe... So God killed Michael Jackson. Awww...too soon?

Nah not too soon at all

Michael Jackson and his wife were in the maternity ward with their new born son.  Michael asks the doctor "how long before we can have sex?".  Doctor replies "I'd wait until he's atleast 13"

hahaha :D that paedo one is amazing!!!