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    Posted: 11 Feb 2010 at 2:03am
I've had this game but I've just started playing it tonight.
I heard "Yea, someone was b****ing. And I told him I was going to send his PS3 a virus. And I did"
Not funny but f***ed up!
So the kid got a virus and said "What's going on w/ my playstation?! He really gave me a virus...MOM!!!"
I then left the lobby.
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from WallyJr (someone in my brothers military unit) "you f***ing lucky knife-throwing f**got b**** why dont you face me like a f***ing man and shoot your weapon" ---FoxTrap Headshot WallyJr--- "(bro starts laughing in background) f*** you c***, i'll find you and kill you in your F***ing sleep!"---Backstabber unlocked--- "f***!!!! i need a smoke." ---WallyJr leaves room---
Next day my brother calls and says 'Yea... everybody in my unit hates you on MW2 man, keep it up."
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Khantusion3 "co.ckkkkk smoker"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mr-Pa1n Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Jan 2010 at 2:19pm
Yesterday funny **** happened to me in mw2
as i was playin with my friends in a party of 6 portuguese guyz we enter a lobby after a few sconds another 6 guyz who were a team entered the server and we only hear 1 of them sayin this:
"they´re portuguese, back out"
we laughed like crazy,we´re winning a reputation in a community of thousands of people
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The funniest thing I have ever heard in this game was when I was playing Hardcore S&D and I overheard some guys talking about how much skill this game takes and how much more skill 1v1 takes. 

Another Funny thing, this was on Quakelive.  In a TDM 3v3 match, I kept killing the guy on the other team over and over and hes like, screw this! I'm going to play MW2!  That is much better and takes alot more skills!

I asked him, "On the xbox?"

hes like, "YEAH, I GET A NUKE EVERY MATCH!  ITS SO INCREDIBLE!"

He left.
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Khantusion, " OMFG U F0KING DIIICK SUUUUKK, SUUUUK MY FKING d***, U SUSUKSUK FU K d*** C0NT FU_k FU K *** FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU K" O_O

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JakeT111 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2010 at 12:55pm
Heard some epic conversations on mic yesterday.

Was playing S&D yesterday and this guy on my team was defusing the bomb but right before the end it stopped defusing and we lost the match. Next round the guy was like "the fucking controller's not working man". Then in the background of this guy's mic someone else was like "What the fuck have you done to the controller then you dick" etc etc.

Was hilarious to hear them arguing over how one apparently broke the controller. Guess you had to be there. LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Limputtaja Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2010 at 11:06am
So me and my friend went to play SnD and got in to lobby against some group of USA players, then one of then said in semi-angry tone:

"Ooh I know that limpuutjhataja(=pronounced my wierdly) guy, he is Finnish and he is douche bag!"

I was like Whaaaaaat? And I have no idea how some Americans could know me. It was as wierd as it was funny.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Dr4g0v Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jan 2010 at 10:23pm
Originally posted by Greeny

i got a message saying "NTM CAMPEUR" i'm guessin it's something to do with camping, i think he got a little pi.ssed because i was owning with with a shotgun, and i weren't camping in the slightest lol it was just because he kept get his face blown off by my shotgun :) and it weren't the akimbo 1887's i'm not that much of a fa.ggot lol

Thats french NTM is Nique ta mère. Fu.ck your mom .campeur is camper
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jan 2010 at 10:22pm
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got a game winning kill and the highest score in a team deathmatch today and heard someone whisper we got beat by a f-ing girl
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did something really funny and mean last night while me and a friend were playing codmw2 i was in this ground war match and i ran into a party of people they all had the same clan tag it was [300] well they were all very mouthy and one of them even started sending me vulgur messages well during the round i learned tht my teamates sucked and pretty much retarded one guy on their team got a harrier strike probally got 4 kills out of it from wht i saw then all of my teamates ran out of the building none shooting at the harrier well before u know it he has a chopper gunner my teamates continue to run out side the only good part of this is tht all my teamates have mics and their actually pretty cool they just suck at games well this guys calls in a nuke as soon as this happens i told all of my teamates to leave the game all at once i pressed select as and watched all my teamates leave the room and then at the last second i left the guy got his nuke but no kills to go with it guy sends me a message calling me a scrub but i was 19-0 so i just brushed it off
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MIGZ-1 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Dec 2009 at 1:33pm
Love the comment JP
 
* it needs to be atleast... 3 times the size of this

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Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

A week or so ago, a bunch of us were playing Burnout Paradise. One of the people playing said "Uh, yeah I guess my mom is hot."
Anyone that was in that game should remember. It was pretty random and funny.


Oooh I know who it was lolol I liked the awkward silence that happened afterwards
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Post Options Post Options   Quote M-Rox Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Dec 2009 at 12:01pm
some random guy: mommyrox thats a girly name
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Post Options Post Options   Quote willisasmith Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Dec 2009 at 1:30am
some guy telling me i am using a noob weapon when he is walking around with a gun with a heartbeat sensor and akimbo shotguns made my drunk ass laugh i was using the RPD by the way dont use guns tht require accuracy when im drinking which is almost always
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Danjel8 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Dec 2009 at 10:51pm
Some guy earlier trying to justify calling me a pussy because I like winning.

He left the game about 10 seconds later.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SilverJ-17 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Dec 2009 at 4:10pm
Originally posted by QwEsT

yesterday 2 kids were calling each other f@ggots 4 the entire game.


Sorry to barge in, but I saw this so I have to ask..  Did anyone say something along the lines of "We know you're both f**s/ gay, get a room."?  That sounds like the proper response to **** like that.
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A week or so ago, a bunch of us were playing Burnout Paradise. One of the people playing said "Uh, yeah I guess my mom is hot."
Anyone that was in that game should remember. It was pretty random and funny.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote QwEsT Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Dec 2009 at 9:07am
yesterday had some pretty fun games
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Originally posted by Crister _

hahaha i got this from raki-tr-64

"you mother is a 20$ b****, you mother is here and 3 Turk's fingered and f*** you mom's pussy on the people flag you f***ing nigga" lol
i told u this with love though
"Since we like to travel she let us run a train."
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Greeny Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Dec 2009 at 1:05pm
i got a message saying "NTM CAMPEUR" i'm guessin it's something to do with camping, i think he got a little pi.ssed because i was owning with with a shotgun, and i weren't camping in the slightest lol it was just  because he kept get his face blown off by my shotgun :) and it weren't the akimbo 1887's i'm not that much of a fa.ggot lol
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Post Options Post Options   Quote QwEsT Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Dec 2009 at 10:00am
hey im a camper XD
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Originally posted by Limputtaja

"Do you have wallhack? You all ways know where people come and also shoot people through walls.""Stop camping motherfu cker""Camppers like you wont ever see a pus.sy""OMFG stop camping you fa ggot"and quite few more messages like that. Usually I respond them by asking if they want to be friends, but apparently they dont need campping f** got noob friends like me :(
Haha, classic.          You camper. ;)
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