Funniest things you've heard on mic / been sent? |
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modelhyp
Senior Member Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Location: Darkest place.. Online Status: Offline Posts: 177 |
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Topic: Funniest things you've heard on mic / been sent? Posted: 11 Feb 2010 at 2:03am |
I've had this game but I've just started playing it tonight.
I heard "Yea, someone was b****ing. And I told him I was going to send his PS3 a virus. And I did" Not funny but f***ed up! So the kid got a virus and said "What's going on w/ my playstation?! He really gave me a virus...MOM!!!" I then left the lobby. |
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R.I.P- POP, 2/12/2010
I only say what I want you to hear. You'll only see what I want to show.. |
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foxtrap
Noob Joined: 10 Jan 2010 Location: sneaking Online Status: Offline Posts: 17 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 08 Feb 2010 at 12:01am |
from WallyJr (someone in my brothers military unit) "you f***ing lucky knife-throwing f**got b**** why dont you face me like a f***ing man and shoot your weapon" ---FoxTrap Headshot WallyJr--- "(bro starts laughing in background) f*** you c***, i'll find you and kill you in your F***ing sleep!"---Backstabber unlocked--- "f***!!!! i need a smoke." ---WallyJr leaves room---
Next day my brother calls and says 'Yea... everybody in my unit hates you on MW2 man, keep it up." |
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Dr4g0v
Team Devil Stinger Noob Joined: 31 May 2009 Location: France -Le HAVR Online Status: Offline Posts: 2248 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 12 Jan 2010 at 2:34pm |
Khantusion3 "co.ckkkkk smoker"
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Mr-Pa1n
Team Deep The Count Joined: 19 Sep 2009 Location: Portugal Online Status: Offline Posts: 602 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 12 Jan 2010 at 2:19pm |
Yesterday funny **** happened to me in mw2
as i was playin with my friends in a party of 6 portuguese guyz we enter a lobby after a few sconds another 6 guyz who were a team entered the server and we only hear 1 of them sayin this: "they´re portuguese, back out" we laughed like crazy,we´re winning a reputation in a community of thousands of people |
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Nova
Ultra Member Joined: 04 May 2009 Location: Lewistown, PA Online Status: Offline Posts: 549 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 10 Jan 2010 at 6:14pm |
The funniest thing I have ever heard in this game was when I was playing Hardcore S&D and I overheard some guys talking about how much skill this game takes and how much more skill 1v1 takes.
Another Funny thing, this was on Quakelive. In a TDM 3v3 match, I kept killing the guy on the other team over and over and hes like, screw this! I'm going to play MW2! That is much better and takes alot more skills! I asked him, "On the xbox?" hes like, "YEAH, I GET A NUKE EVERY MATCH! ITS SO INCREDIBLE!" He left. |
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XBL=GeNovaZ
PC=NovazZ |
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ASHYTEBUBLExD
Team ICN Shyting on CHAVS Joined: 09 Feb 2009 Location: Quickc's mum Online Status: Offline Posts: 505 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 10 Jan 2010 at 2:24pm |
Khantusion, " OMFG U F0KING DIIICK SUUUUKK, SUUUUK MY FKING d***, U SUSUKSUK FU K d*** C0NT FU_k FU K *** FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU K" O_O |
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Ha! We've got guns!, No what you have are bullets and the hope that by time you've fired im not still standing because if I am, you'll be dead befor you've reloaded
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JakeT111
Godlike Member Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Location: England Online Status: Offline Posts: 770 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 10 Jan 2010 at 12:55pm |
Heard some epic conversations on mic yesterday.
Was playing S&D yesterday and this guy on my team was defusing the bomb but right before the end it stopped defusing and we lost the match. Next round the guy was like "the fucking controller's not working man". Then in the background of this guy's mic someone else was like "What the fuck have you done to the controller then you dick" etc etc. Was hilarious to hear them arguing over how one apparently broke the controller. Guess you had to be there. |
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Limputtaja
Member Joined: 02 Sep 2009 Location: Finland Online Status: Offline Posts: 94 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 10 Jan 2010 at 11:06am |
So me and my friend went to play SnD and got in to lobby against some group of USA players, then one of then said in semi-angry tone:
"Ooh I know that limpuutjhataja(=pronounced my wierdly) guy, he is Finnish and he is douche bag!" I was like Whaaaaaat? And I have no idea how some Americans could know me. It was as wierd as it was funny. |
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Dr4g0v
Team Devil Stinger Noob Joined: 31 May 2009 Location: France -Le HAVR Online Status: Offline Posts: 2248 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Jan 2010 at 10:23pm |
Thats french NTM is Nique ta mère. Fu.ck your mom .campeur is camper |
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Jan 2010 at 10:22pm |
Aceoblivions laughter
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M-Rox
Ultra Member Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Location: not here Online Status: Offline Posts: 600 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Jan 2010 at 7:40pm |
got a game winning kill and the highest score in a team deathmatch today and heard someone whisper we got beat by a f-ing girl
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willisasmith
Senior Member Joined: 25 Mar 2009 Location: Afton, Oklahoma Online Status: Offline Posts: 207 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 03 Jan 2010 at 10:48am |
did something really funny and mean last night while me and a friend were playing codmw2 i was in this ground war match and i ran into a party of people they all had the same clan tag it was [300] well they were all very mouthy and one of them even started sending me vulgur messages well during the round i learned tht my teamates sucked and pretty much retarded one guy on their team got a harrier strike probally got 4 kills out of it from wht i saw then all of my teamates ran out of the building none shooting at the harrier well before u know it he has a chopper gunner my teamates continue to run out side the only good part of this is tht all my teamates have mics and their actually pretty cool they just suck at games well this guys calls in a nuke as soon as this happens i told all of my teamates to leave the game all at once i pressed select as and watched all my teamates leave the room and then at the last second i left the guy got his nuke but no kills to go with it guy sends me a message calling me a scrub but i was 19-0 so i just brushed it off
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MIGZ-1
Team KmA Road Rampager Joined: 26 Dec 2008 Location: cape cod mass Online Status: Offline Posts: 1000094 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 31 Dec 2009 at 1:33pm |
Love the comment JP
* it needs to be atleast... 3 times the size of this
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 31 Dec 2009 at 12:36pm |
Oooh I know who it was lolol I liked the awkward silence that happened afterwards |
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M-Rox
Ultra Member Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Location: not here Online Status: Offline Posts: 600 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 31 Dec 2009 at 12:01pm |
some random guy: mommyrox thats a girly name
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willisasmith
Senior Member Joined: 25 Mar 2009 Location: Afton, Oklahoma Online Status: Offline Posts: 207 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 31 Dec 2009 at 1:30am |
some guy telling me i am using a noob weapon when he is walking around with a gun with a heartbeat sensor and akimbo shotguns made my drunk ass laugh i was using the RPD by the way dont use guns tht require accuracy when im drinking which is almost always
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Danjel8
Godlike Member Joined: 17 Nov 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3296 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 30 Dec 2009 at 10:51pm |
Some guy earlier trying to justify calling me a pussy because I like winning.
He left the game about 10 seconds later. |
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QwEsT
AdReNaLiNe RuSh Joined: 09 May 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1083 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 27 Dec 2009 at 5:25pm |
nope
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SilverJ-17
Godlike Member Silver Coinage Joined: 05 Feb 2009 Location: Western Indiana Online Status: Offline Posts: 1447 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 27 Dec 2009 at 4:10pm |
Sorry to barge in, but I saw this so I have to ask.. Did anyone say something along the lines of "We know you're both f**s/ gay, get a room."? That sounds like the proper response to **** like that. |
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COKKENBALLS
Godlike Member Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Location: Here and there Online Status: Offline Posts: -998930 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 27 Dec 2009 at 11:17am |
A week or so ago, a bunch of us were playing Burnout Paradise. One of the people playing said "Uh, yeah I guess my mom is hot."
Anyone that was in that game should remember. It was pretty random and funny.
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QwEsT
AdReNaLiNe RuSh Joined: 09 May 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1083 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 27 Dec 2009 at 9:07am |
yesterday had some pretty fun games
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iAM_xplorer2233
Team iAM Stair Master Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Location: right behind u Online Status: Offline Posts: 580 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 26 Dec 2009 at 1:53pm |
i told u this with love though
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Greeny
Ultra Member Joined: 09 Mar 2009 Location: england Online Status: Offline Posts: 275 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 26 Dec 2009 at 1:05pm |
i got a message saying "NTM CAMPEUR" i'm guessin it's something to do with camping, i think he got a little pi.ssed because i was owning with with a shotgun, and i weren't camping in the slightest lol it was just because he kept get his face blown off by my shotgun :) and it weren't the akimbo 1887's i'm not that much of a fa.ggot lol
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QwEsT
AdReNaLiNe RuSh Joined: 09 May 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1083 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 26 Dec 2009 at 10:00am |
hey im a camper XD
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SP61gTSupra
Team TRU Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 25 Dec 2009 at 11:51pm |
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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