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    Posted: 25 Dec 2009 at 9:57am
Yeah just share the awesome things you hear on other people's mics / messages you get sent to you on mw2 here!

Just got sent a message by some douche after I killed him 5x in a row on Scrapyard saying "I fuck ur mom", followed by a few more random messages. :/

Killed some other guy in S&D 3 rounds in a row then got called a "fucking pussy ass bitch cunt" (epic insult).

Heard someone on mics a few days ago get told "go to bed, all you do is play on that stupid machine all day".

LOL

Share yours here!
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hahaha i got this from raki-tr-64

"you mother is a 20$ b****, you mother is here and 3 Turk's fingered and f*** you mom's pussy on the people flag you f***ing nigga" lol
ohhhh yesss

Oh jisses
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f*** **** b**** c**t
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh
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how come i cant use the words Jake uses???
Angry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh
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Some dude came into the MW2 lobby & we were 8 deep with A-R taggs...First thing that came outta his mouth was..."Is A-R a Gang"...
Some other dude asked "What do you do?"  Told him were Neighborhood D!ck slangers!
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Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

how come i cant use the words Jake uses???
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Because I'm fucking special. Wink
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seriously, what the f***??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh
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Migz1 said, "do you know how to jerk?  It's a new dance!"
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well, i head in MW2:
 
Guy1:"Your Sisters love me b1tch!"
Guy2:"Yeahhh, she love to fu.ck you, my shemale sister"
 
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Originally posted by JakeT111

Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

how come i cant use the words Jake uses???
Angry
Because I'm fucking special. Wink
 
With an avatar like that he can do WTF ever he wants.
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Originally posted by HanFei

Migz1 said, "do you know how to jerk?  It's a new dance!"
 
Its an awesome dance too! LMAO

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"Do you have wallhack? You all ways know where people come and also shoot people through walls."

"Stop camping motherfu cker"

"Camppers like you wont ever see a pus.sy"

"OMFG stop camping you fa ggot"

and quite few more messages like that. Usually I respond them by asking if they want to be friends, but apparently they dont need campping f** got noob friends like me :(
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Originally posted by Limputtaja

"Do you have wallhack? You all ways know where people come and also shoot people through walls.""Stop camping motherfu cker""Camppers like you wont ever see a pus.sy""OMFG stop camping you fa ggot"and quite few more messages like that. Usually I respond them by asking if they want to be friends, but apparently they dont need campping f** got noob friends like me :(
Haha, classic.          You camper. ;)
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hey im a camper XD
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i got a message saying "NTM CAMPEUR" i'm guessin it's something to do with camping, i think he got a little pi.ssed because i was owning with with a shotgun, and i weren't camping in the slightest lol it was just  because he kept get his face blown off by my shotgun :) and it weren't the akimbo 1887's i'm not that much of a fa.ggot lol
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Originally posted by Crister _

hahaha i got this from raki-tr-64

"you mother is a 20$ b****, you mother is here and 3 Turk's fingered and f*** you mom's pussy on the people flag you f***ing nigga" lol
i told u this with love though
"Since we like to travel she let us run a train."
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yesterday had some pretty fun games
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A week or so ago, a bunch of us were playing Burnout Paradise. One of the people playing said "Uh, yeah I guess my mom is hot."
Anyone that was in that game should remember. It was pretty random and funny.
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Originally posted by QwEsT

yesterday 2 kids were calling each other f@ggots 4 the entire game.


Sorry to barge in, but I saw this so I have to ask..  Did anyone say something along the lines of "We know you're both f**s/ gay, get a room."?  That sounds like the proper response to **** like that.
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Some guy earlier trying to justify calling me a pussy because I like winning.

He left the game about 10 seconds later.
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some guy telling me i am using a noob weapon when he is walking around with a gun with a heartbeat sensor and akimbo shotguns made my drunk ass laugh i was using the RPD by the way dont use guns tht require accuracy when im drinking which is almost always
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some random guy: mommyrox thats a girly name
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Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

A week or so ago, a bunch of us were playing Burnout Paradise. One of the people playing said "Uh, yeah I guess my mom is hot."
Anyone that was in that game should remember. It was pretty random and funny.


Oooh I know who it was lolol I liked the awkward silence that happened afterwards
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Love the comment JP
 
* it needs to be atleast... 3 times the size of this

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