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    Posted: 30 Dec 2009 at 2:51pm
good news! freaks and ret@rds are even more attracted to quake than they are to UT3.  they see a girls name tag and cum quicker than rican at a zoo.
 
anyways, why is this good you might be wondering! it means so long as you're not easily offended you can pretty much log into any server in QL with a girl gamer tag and have access to a comedic goldmine! believe me the perves on this game really have imagination! Big smile
 
i'll put some of the best ones down here.. im gonna try n make a note of names in future, almost like a perveslist for quake live Big smile
 
1. In a clan battle with rican and remy:
 
perve 1: "lucifer do you like it up the as.s?"
              "lucifer i want to give it you up the as.s"
              *sees remy in game*
               "is remy a girl?" 
               "remy do you like it up the ass?"
 
2. In a free for all:
 
perve 2 " are you really a girl?"
me        "yes"
perve 2 "you have girl parts?"
me        "last time i checked"
perve 2 "can i check for you?"
me         "er, no."
perve 2 "i'd be gentle"
me         "jissus do you mean to be this creepy?"
perve 2  "i thought we were flirting"
 
 
apologies that these are me paraphrasing, i cant remember the exact words.. anyways post your freaky quake moments here.. this could be quite interesting Big smile
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote puertoRICAN Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Dec 2009 at 2:57pm
Originally posted by LuciFer


me         "jissus do you mean to be this creepy?"
perve 2  "i thought we were flirting"
LMAO! who cant pick up a girl with such golden material. 
my creepy quake moment was from a dude who wanted me to fu*k him......
him: you can have me....
me: really, that would be nice....
him: yea, id let you have me.
me: Sweet, should i use lube?
him: no, you can just use your spit.
me: no, id prefer to use blood!!! :P
him: LOL, nicely said dude.
2 many ppl in quake so i cant remember names... Cry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh
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Post Options Post Options   Quote RemY Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Dec 2009 at 3:09pm
LMFAO
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Post Options Post Options   Quote TuNA FISh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Dec 2009 at 3:10pm
LOL

when i play i always get the "get the f uck out of the game, hardhattuna! you f ucking suck! you should quit playing quake and kill yourself! f ucking nerd!" instead of perverted comments 
lol someone actually said that in a clan arena server
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Deadaim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Dec 2009 at 12:16pm
lol i always said the **** talk was mild on the ps3...
 
but ya the guys on quakelive are even more lonely and about 5 times as rude so doesnt surprise me
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Cruel IntentionZ Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jan 2010 at 3:01pm
in a QL duel server -
 
fistikiss: noone is better at fisting than me
wulph: play drokun
drokun: he already did
fistikiss: yeah and you enjoyed it
luci: i bet he did  ;)
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lol you think that's bad? try playing some MW2.. the minute guys hear my voice... i get like 10 random friend invites!! eeeek
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Post Options Post Options   Quote XKaL1buR Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jan 2010 at 9:21am
Ric0 was saying some pretty naughty gay stuff to me while we were dueling. Threw my game way off (as if i had game period, lol)

Ric0: Cum get you sum......
Ric0: hey kali, is it true what they say about black guys? I'd like to find out :)
Ric0: I'd sure like to slob on your "jobber" :)

Me: wat
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Cruel IntentionZ Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jan 2010 at 9:30am
Originally posted by XKaL1buR

Ric0 was saying some pretty naughty gay stuff to me while we were dueling. Threw my game way off (as if i had game period, lol)

Ric0: Cum get you sum......
Ric0: hey kali, is it true what they say about black guys? I'd like to find out :)
Ric0: I'd sure like to slob on your "jobber" :)

Me: wat

LMFAO!!
 
he's gonna fn KILL you! LOL
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