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    Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 5:34pm
I was joking .....
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well i'm not.. i really am a perv Approve
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Originally posted by valjohn

YOU PERVS !!! Tongue
 
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hey valjohn shouldn't your name be put on your list too
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wow cant belive you swallow.
i knew you wasnt a true redhead.
it has bumbs becuase i was born that way dont worry.
so have you seen 2 girls and 1 cup...intrested?
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well i'm not.. i really am a perv Approve
i know itBig smile
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Originally posted by Zellot

look i'll go down there if it smelt better
oh oh oh oh oh shazaaaaaaammmmmm!
HAHAHHHA, THAT's Great!!!   LOL
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Originally posted by Zellot

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YOU PERVS !!! Tongue
 
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hey valjohn shouldn't your name be put on your list too
Luci should be on this list as well :P
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Luci should be on this list as well :P
 
im not a perve. i just like men and ponys more than i should Embarrassed
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Originally posted by LuciFer

Originally posted by iPwN

Luci should be on this list as well :P
 
im not a perve. i just like men and ponys more than i should Embarrassed
oh baby you got to upgrade from a pony to a clydesdale
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Originally posted by Zellot

Originally posted by LuciFer

Originally posted by iPwN

Luci should be on this list as well :P
 
im not a perve. i just like men and ponys more than i should Embarrassed
oh baby you got to upgrade from a pony to a clydesdale
 
ooh i looked it up and you're right... thats one smexy pony! Embarrassed
 
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yo lucifer know your making me wonder if you have some bestiality complex going on that we don't know about
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yo lucifer know your making me wonder if you have some bestiality complex going on that we don't know about

 
LMFAO! well dammit... i didnt want to say... Embarrassed
 
actually, the original reference to "pony" was to ipwn, thats one of her nicknames :>
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look for the last time i don't like it when you have hair down there cause it makes it look like you have snuffleupagus in a leg lock for christ sakes
 
ok lay just like that i want play battering ram
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1. Do you take American Express?

i dont usually quote my own stuffs. But this works on two levels, I just thought it was funny enough to add again.   ;)
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*phone rings* hold on i gotta take this, its my other girlfriend.
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Originally posted by LuciFer

Originally posted by Zellot

Originally posted by LuciFer

Originally posted by iPwN

Luci should be on this list as well :P
 
im not a perve. i just like men and ponys more than i should Embarrassed
oh baby you got to upgrade from a pony to a clydesdale
 
ooh i looked it up and you're right... thats one smexy pony! Embarrassed
 
*jealous*
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Originally posted by BuMrUsH

"F#ck me like a black guy!"
So,...did you punch her then?
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OMG!!! lunchy, you a bad mofo!


you say that during sex with lunchy? maybe he likes being bad..Embarrassed
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thats disgusting luci but u have a point...
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