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COKKENBALLS 
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da do di do ple powa deac iqang xpaosdkn qqadocn aqpkj nkjqadop!
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Onky onky dawng pow!
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Ting tang polly wolly bing bang!
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Posted: 22 Jan 2010 at 4:08pm |
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"uh i think theres a little tear at the tip of hte condom", this happened to me, she was blonde 19 and terrified , i was 20 and pondering what it would be like to be on the show Maury =o
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I had HIV twice, but it's cleared up now...
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CALM THE f*** DOWN MAGIC JOHNSON!
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LMAO - I just realized that was already mentioned-
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"can i suck on your toes?"
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I guess you can if you bite the dead skin off of my big toe first.
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i wanna drink your bath water
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I wanna suck your dad's d1ck just to know where you came from.
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i hope you don't turn out to be as fat as your mom futher down the road
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Who knew dingleberries could taste this good.
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That's f***ed up. Haha
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Did you eat fish today!?! Cause it smells like a coral reef down here!
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Hey baby, Can you hold that position? I gotta call in this care package.
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i'll only go down on you if you keep your grass cut
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Did i happen too fart in your mouth cuz your breath smells like straight a$$!?!
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