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SP61gTSupra 
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1. Do you take American Express? 2. See you in class Monday. 3. But the Dogs always watch. 4. I thought you were post-op? |
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HanFei
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It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
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1. Im not going to get AIDS by doing this right?
2. Do you accept change? 3. You should be paying me! 4. Do you have a sister? 5. Are you alwas this willing? 6. Say hello to your mother for me. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh |
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SP61gTSupra
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haha, keep em cumin'.
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hahaha
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SP61gTSupra
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1. Ive had AIDS twice now.
2. Its not supposed to burn? 3. They both smell the same. |
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 bad personal experience, guys ??? lolllll...
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1. No, it's not the best one but it's not the worst one neither 2. Yes, I've seen better3. Don't worry, that happens to everyone
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SP61gTSupra
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loolll, well ... that's what I said
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SP61gTSupra
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huhh?? please translate " lil' bit o male bashin'" ... that's chinese for me
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SP61gTSupra
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A little bit of male bashing eh?
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just a little bit then
 ... my honesty has positif points, but also negatif sometimes |
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SP61gTSupra
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LOL.
1. Oh, your blown out like your mom. 2. Hey Val, remember I need to be up a 8. 3. No, the red light means standby. |
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:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) My time, or your time ?
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ok ... then in that case I would say
2. Hey Val, remember I need to be up a 8. shhhhhh ... I'm sleeping
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Is it in yet?
Are you enjoying this? You don't have any std's do you? Calling her the wrong name never seems to work for me. |
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Get her on all fours. Kinda climb on top, get a nice tight grip, then lean forward and whisper this in her ear: "I have crabs"
Best ride of your life! (V)...('w')...(V) |
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"wow you are better than my sister"
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No pension to retire <_<
"They've got a name for the winners in the world...they call Alabama the Crimson Tide."-Steely Dan AKA: RollTideAlabama, Rage-of-ROLLTIDE, Fear-of-ROLLTIDE |
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sorry to interupt but these handcuffs are cutting off my circulation.
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whats your name?
can the dog join?
your way hotter then what the add said you would be.
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"Wait stop!!!! Oh...ok... I thought you broke something."
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No pension to retire <_<
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damm i forgot to put the condom on.
so how does your grandma feel about me?
you are 18 right?
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