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    Posted: 03 Mar 2010 at 1:09pm
Here it is, the story created by you, the community!
 
Legend Colors; Female = Pink, Male = Grey, Divine = Gold
 
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Most mentioned award goes to: Valjohn
Most original 3 words award: Gleamin Pink Taco
 
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The Sequel - Part 1: On a sunday afternoon
 
On a Sunday an incredibly big dingaling from Kali pooped on Veda, as FleeceJohnson watched while grabbing booty and singing a song about midgets, he started w**king his self to men’s butts, singing chickens song about thongs and the FoG.

 

And suddenly there…. With nappy hair a koala appeared! Scratching Dragovs arse and even worse…

You stinky little love muffin! You noob! I love to wear your mothers underwear and dance around the impact hammer and VCTF idle players.

Bow to me you worthless scumbags filled with hatred and killing sprees from spammed rockets and NoobTube spam!

 

Meanwhile… the AC130 spawn killed everyone which led to UP TRUE GAMER taking it up while Bain was watching He4DHuNt3R snipe the spawn warehouse.

Syzygy tried to teach Phantaci to hump Lunchy’s laundry made in silk houses from your girlfriends enormous underwear named Connor Tho***

Dressed in bikini doing a good prayer to FoG;

 

 

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After this tribute to his toes, another Force appeared! And then disappeared….

 

The big Valjohns gleamin pink taco shone like triple rockets explosion or a combo pwning Dragov hardcore.

 

You smoke weed??

Who?

 

IAM_Determined likes in the butt deep within his back pussy, also with his enforcer he was setup to steal some dildo’s… his obsessions young boys virginity on Demonz mind.

 

Pandora’s box opened and there was a blowup doll 

ready for action with a redeemer and the shield belt. It wall jumped wearing jump boots and shouted “wazaaaaa!” Then it popped around the corner!

 

DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT took off without the flag thinking he had a brain, but Valjohn knew better…

 

Speaking of crabs… Crab_is_Fn_A and ForceOfImmortal stared each other down. Both petrified, they slowly backed away… There stood ForceOfBooty! And in amazement gorgeous pairs of Lucy’s new boots and her very very large undies similar to a African elephant ear with cobwebs attached and a smelly green frog inside.

 

In a far realm of angelic FoG was FleeceJohnson’d.

Sat next to ut3 players who were picking flowers. Mystical overlords there were watching mortals.

A noob appeared named Valjohn, she wandered around watching the aliens attack.

 

Suddenly Weezy spoke! As he awoke he felt a frog with an explosive alien parasite attached to his anal cavity hidden deep within his soul, it exploded! And then FoG whiped his a$$ with sandpaper, it hurt like hell but he continues too his kingpin voice downloads. As he opens himself a can the flood continued between his legs like green goo he swallowed it and also tried his small noodle fitting into a glitch in Sandstorm.

 

OMG here comes the most beautiful one eyed midget that Kali has deeply penetrated and Valjohn liked that! She joined in and screamed iAM the goddess of Instagib!

 

She left… w**king on Lucifers profile. Q80 longed to DEMON_ON_SLAUGHTS skinny arse was hit by a Viper while Syzygy was playing with his nipples a gay porn magazine that had secretly appeared out of Syzygy’s dirty bumhole where dildos are never ever close to people’s mouth because there is no way he will become straight.

Modelhyp came with an army of totally hot women.

 

He wanted revenge so he began taking off his trousers and all exposing his tiny shriveled, then WHAM he was running naked singing; “it’s raining men!” and shafting midgets. Hallelujah after this he took Valjohn to his chamber to watch Baywatch. Othello suddenly appeared! With his penis so Valjohn could show to XkaL1buR the actions for which he is destined to be a home wrecker with his big gigantic dingaling which Kali paid for. When Luci asked just how gigantic is his anus?

Devil_Dragov’s said: “It’s good for tranquilizer & It’s lagg free after redeeming it.

Do_Or_Die can confirm that on 420. He f***s a farm animal with a broom and some whipped cream while rubbing butter in his bum, just for Devil_Dragov. to see how horny gorilla’s mate in the city of Mia 305. After much consideration QuickRC joined in with PuertoRICAN and Danjel’s rubber toys from Mickey Dee’s that he stole from the backseat of a Darkwalker. QuickRC wants to slurp Dragov’s dingaling for 5 Euro’s or 2 rockets up his anu$ so he could molest a Zebra while eating pozole with Valjohn Flak Cannon shot you Ho.

 

Megan Foxx is so Fn hot thus concluding the fact that Valjohn is an incredibly sexually active robot that lacks the will to live.

Damn she is hotter then steaming pile of sh!t mixed with almonds and eaten by a small hamster on some steroids. She has ridden a Titan but Danjel was jealous… so was LokePuppy. DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT loves playing with little boys but Valjohn likes rubbing lube over her PSN network.

Wash your mouth with a peanuts. Valjohn likes cakes and chocolate fed to her big fat pussycat! LokeDogg will close his legs after DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT takes a shower with an elf and hairy leprechaun with advanced syphilis named TheSeph. Then gave DEMON_ON_SLAUGHTS mom some beautiful flowers to buy hookers.

 

When on UT realizing his little lopsided nut sack jangled on Akasha’s hair infected ass while PuertoRICAN was jacking off to gay prison videos loaned from DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT.

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Post your most favorite part!
 
"IAM_Determined likes in the butt deep within his back pussy"
 
This made me lol the hardest, so lame but funny as hell when you think about it.
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"QuickRC wants to slurp Dragov’s dingaling for 5 Euro’s or 2 rockets up his anu$ so he could molest a Zebra ..."
 
Wow... and I thought I had problems ...
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**** i started thinking about megan fox and forgot everything i read
shine on you crazy diamond
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Damn, i lost the most mentioned award by 1 mention. who used my real name??

best part was:
 Syzygy was playing with his nipples a gay porn magazine that had secretly appeared out of Syzygy’s dirty bumhole where dildos are never ever close to people’s mouth because there is no way he will become straight.

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whatever! That was the worse part lol You and Val got me real good. I tried to save but you and Val were just to good lol
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Crab_is_Fn_A and ForceOfImmortal stared each other down
 
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Originally posted by Tr(A)1nWr(E)cK

**** i started thinking about megan fox and forgot everything i read
Im with u on this one
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Originally posted by uc SYZYGY uc

whatever! That was the worse part lol You and Val got me real good. I tried to save but you and Val were just to good lol
 
 
I'm glad you liked it Big smile ... that's my favourite part too Wink
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Originally posted by Supreme_Venom

 
Most mentioned award goes to: Valjohn
 
 
 
 
YAAAAYYYY ... my first award .... I'm so thrilled, can't find my words...I would like to thank my mother, my gramma who was there for me during all this difficult moments, my friends ... snif snif
 
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Originally posted by valjohn

Originally posted by uc SYZYGY uc

whatever! That was the worse part lol You and Val got me real good. I tried to save but you and Val were just to good lol
 
 
I'm glad you liked it Big smile ... that's my favourite part too Wink


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hairy leprechaun with advanced syphilis named TheSeph

im a form of syphilis

Not cool...
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Originally posted by TheSeph

hairy leprechaun with advanced syphilis, named TheSeph

im a form of syphilis

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nope ... you're the "hairy leprechaun" LOL
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with advanced syphilis how wonderfulCry
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Originally posted by TheSeph

with advanced syphilis how wonderfulCry
 
life is unfair Big smile
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especially with me n valjohn making it worse for anyone who was victimized in this 3 word story game xD high 5 val n high 5 Seph you hairy leprechaun 

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especially with me n valjohn making it worse for anyone who was victimized in this 3 word story game xD high 5 val n high 5 Seph you hairy leprechaun 
 
Big smile ha ha ha ... it was really fun, especially for Syzygy : he felt it coming, tried to avoid it and got in even deeper loolll LOL
 
here is 5 for you
 
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 GFG BUDDY, GFG yay val Thumbs Up syzygy was a good sport though, hahaha but we reveiled his true seld xD

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