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M-Rox 
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Want to see a trick I learned in prison?
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M-Rox
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 1:19pm |
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My tool needs a shed!
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puertoRICAN
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 1:25pm |
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That pu ssy aint gonna eat itself......... :D
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Sephiroth_V7
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 1:56pm |
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Is that a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 2:17pm |
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mmm- Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube....the more you play with me the harder i get ;D
Dx
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puertoRICAN
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 2:27pm |
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LOLOLOL. That was a good one.
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FehtalaTee
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 2:52pm |
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Girl! you look like a slim jim that says Eat Me!
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Sephiroth_V7
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 4:22pm |
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Are your legs sore cuz you've been runnin through my head all night long
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M-Rox
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 9:29pm |
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My hands are freezing can I warm them on your tits?
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Sephiroth_V7
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 9:49pm |
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thats forward lol......... Nice shoes, wanna fvck?
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SP61gTSupra
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 10:01pm |
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It's cold, can I use your inner thighs as ear muffs?
My magic watch says you're not wearing underware? She says ''I am to'' Then you say, ''Oh, well it must be an hour fast'' |
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SP61gTSupra
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1) It's thanksgiving. Bend over, i'll gobble.
2) Hi, my name is Strider. |
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FehtalaTee
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Posted: 29 May 2010 at 10:16pm |
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If i could rearange the alphabet u,n,i would be together |
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Sephiroth_V7
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DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT
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Posted: 30 May 2010 at 11:45am |
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Are you Jamaican cause Ja Makin Me crazy
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Black_star
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Posted: 30 May 2010 at 12:18pm |
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hey lets f***
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Posted: 30 May 2010 at 4:53pm |
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HEY, I'm uncircumcised
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M-Rox
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Posted: 30 May 2010 at 5:01pm |
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Excuse me, I'm about to go masterbate and I need a name to go with the face.
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Posted: 30 May 2010 at 5:10pm |
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Hey we r both Humans
 ...we have a lot in common ...we should Fu.ck
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FehtalaTee
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M-Rox
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puertoRICAN
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oXxLunacyxXo
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Posted: 31 May 2010 at 5:15am |
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^thats awesomely funny
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oXxLunacyxXo
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Posted: 31 May 2010 at 5:20am |
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Are your parents retarded? cause you're special
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Posted: 31 May 2010 at 5:23am |
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Hey, do you have the time? Because I've got the place... or Do you have the energy?
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