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Movie: Horrible Bosses

Cop: " You were doing 65 in a 25 zone"

Bateman: " I was drag racing, Im a Drag Racer"

Cop: " You were Drag racing?..... in a Prius?"

Bateman: " I dont win alot"

The Holy Grail -French soldier: "PPPPPPPPLLLLLLP! I fart in your general direction!"

Troy - Achilles: "Is there no one else? Is there no one else?" said after slaying the biggest bada$$ man mountain of a soldier with a single thrust of his sword to the neck of his opponent.

Most stuff from pulp fiction and the tip scene from resevior dogs ...wait ill update

Cos I'm Wonderman...I'll take that knife and shove it up your a$$!

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

If you dont laugh at these 2 scenes from The Life of Brian then there is something wrong with you, fn funny as hell. It acyually makes me cry I find it that funny :D

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YINYANG Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Moderator Ho's And Disco's Joined: 19 Mar 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: -19563	Post Options Post Reply Quote YINYANG Report Post Quote Reply Topic: Funny Movies Quotes Posted: 25 Sep 2011 at 12:26am
	Movie: Horrible Bosses Cop: " You were doing 65 in a 25 zone" Bateman: " I was drag racing, Im a Drag Racer" Cop: " You were Drag racing?..... in a Prius?" Bateman: " I dont win alot"


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	The Holy Grail -French soldier: "PPPPPPPPLLLLLLP! I fart in your general direction!" Troy - Achilles: "Is there no one else? Is there no one else?" said after slaying the biggest bada$$ man mountain of a soldier with a single thrust of his sword to the neck of his opponent. Most stuff from pulp fiction and the tip scene from resevior dogs ...wait ill update
	Cos I'm Wonderman...I'll take that knife and shove it up your a$$!

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	Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes! Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy ** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny*: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they hand the Captain their pistols] Foster*: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?


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	If you dont laugh at these 2 scenes from The Life of Brian then there is something wrong with you, fn funny as hell. It acyually makes me cry I find it that funny :D


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