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Zellot
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Topic: The Gentlemans Glossary Posted: 23 Jun 2013 at 7:12pm |
Portegiest
U need a friend to do this ok so u start f***ing ur chic doggy then u stop, ur friend takes over u go outside to a window and wave at ur chic while ur friend f***s her |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
Team PcX Joined: 21 May 2009 Location: UntidiedKuntdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1511 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Jun 2013 at 8:39pm |
Christ. Like tag team but with outside smoke breaks.
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Jun 2013 at 8:45pm |
Chicken cutlet
U start having sex on the beach ur d*** slips out and gets sand on it then u stick it back in |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
Team PcX Joined: 21 May 2009 Location: UntidiedKuntdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1511 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Jun 2013 at 9:04pm |
Monkey wrench - the art of pulling a guy's d!ck back between his legs to give head.
And the shocker (everyone knows the shocker) - using one hand on a girl you insert 2 fingers in the pink and 1 in the stink. |
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JPINATOR
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 23 Jun 2013 at 11:54pm |
I miss cokken
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Cloudy_Serendipity
Team PcX Joined: 21 May 2009 Location: UntidiedKuntdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1511 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 24 Jun 2013 at 12:31am |
Did he vanish off the face of the earth never to be seen again? Seems like a lot of the crew here disappeared.
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 24 Jun 2013 at 2:20am |
I miss playing ut3 with the dude oh
Darth vader When u come in ur girls nose so shes stuck breathing like darth vader |
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 24 Jun 2013 at 2:23am |
Spider man
When u cum in ur hand then sling it in ur girls face And last houdini Just when ur about to come u pull out then u spit on ur girls back so she thinks u came then when she turns around u come in her face |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 24 Jun 2013 at 8:41am |
We can keep his legacy alive... Long live the gentlemen's glossary!
The snowball - when you go down on a guy and take a mouthful, make out that you swallowed it then give him a big sloppy kiss. Paying rent - when you're on your back with your knees around your head, your guy holds you down by your ankles and f***s the living sh!t out of you. |
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 24 Jun 2013 at 7:22pm |
Mexican holloween
The act of dipping ur c*** and balls in carmel then having her lick them clean while wear a lucha mask |
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 24 Jun 2013 at 7:26pm |
Yo i had a friend that told me his gf did a snowball to him and he push her ass back and she hurt herself on a table lol
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Sephiroth_V7
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 24 Jun 2013 at 9:27pm |
If a girl is man enough to do a snowball then she's man enough to get punched in the face.
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 25 Jun 2013 at 10:12am |
And that supposed manly man is worthy of: The Bobbitt - when a woman is scorned in such a way that she takes revenge by cutting off her mans genitals viciously. Resulting in either a stump or a frankenpen!s if it can indeed be reattached.
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Sephiroth_V7
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 25 Jun 2013 at 1:13pm |
That's when you hire OJ Simpson. He'll take care of a b**** lol
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 25 Jun 2013 at 4:17pm |
Why do women always go for the c*** why not just stab the guy why go so far with dismembering
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 26 Jun 2013 at 1:47am |
A woman's revenge is all about the man living with the consequences, not just that she gets her revenge ;)
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 26 Jun 2013 at 10:22pm |
then damn u are some insane b****es lol
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Zellot
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 11 Jul 2013 at 6:23pm |
Gorilla mask
u cum in ur girls face then take some pubic hair and throw it in her face
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 13 Jul 2013 at 10:33pm |
Take some pubic hair? Where from? Your secret stash, our do you rip it out when it's needed?
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