Freaky Quake Quotes

Originally posted by LuciFer

   good news! freaks and ret@rds are even more attracted to quake than they are to UT3.  they see a girls name tag and cum quicker than rican at a zoo. 

anyways, why is this good you might be wondering! it means so long as you're not easily offended you can pretty much log into any server in QL with a girl gamer tag and have access to a comedic goldmine! believe me the perves on this game really have imagination! 

i'll put some of the best ones down here.. im gonna try n make a note of names in future, almost like a perveslist for quake live 

1. In a clan battle with rican and remy: 

perve 1: "lucifer do you like it up the as.s?"
              "lucifer i want to give it you up the as.s"
              *sees remy in game*
               "is remy a girl?" 
               "remy do you like it up the ass?"

2. In a free for all:

perve 2 " are you really a girl?"
me        "yes"
perve 2 "you have girl parts?"
me        "last time i checked"
perve 2 "can i check for you?"
me         "er, no."
perve 2 "i'd be gentle"
me         "jissus do you mean to be this creepy?"
perve 2  "i thought we were flirting"

apologies that these are me paraphrasing, i cant remember the exact words.. anyways post your freaky quake moments here.. this could be quite interesting 


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