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    Posted: 03 Oct 2012 at 11:22pm
Have any favorites?

Here are mine:

butt stallion convo with Jack

Sir Hammerlock and his boner farts

When Buzzard pilots start doing the Ride of the Valkyries song, and what I think they say sometimes is "TORA TORA TORA" hahaha!!!

"You ain't no Hyperion robot, you're a vault hunter.. that's like a unicorn! - Scooter

I was bored earlier and was talking to some of the people in Sanctuary and heard someone say "You look like candy" hahaha!

I'm sure there is more, just can't remember them all!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote xX-RJD3-Xx Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Oct 2012 at 2:56pm
"you never catch me alive you robotic sunavab****" - scooter
and everything tiny tina says. lol
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"Check my junk...............yard" - Ellie

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Claptrap usually annoys me but this one i like. "me and hammerlock are like two peas in a pod, two bullets in a mag, two cannibal midgets in s fat guy's ribcage."

yeah, also like scooter's hyperion robot speech.

Ooooh, and i like the place name "satan's suckhole"... Makes me feel like i actually named a place in the game
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Daisy, I like you a whole lot
More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot
You are a diamond in the rough
or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff
I will hang myself from my own tombstone
If within you, I cannot put my bone.
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The sign that reads "invisible assholes" talking about stalkers gets me every time.

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Lets kill handsome Jack and well all go out for milkshakes


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I am the least clap trap in existence, and i am going to teabag your corpse.

Another awesome place name... Ore chasm
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Heyoo!!!   (Steve)
 

Appearances

  1. Steve first appeared as a stuntman and actor in Claptrap Web Series Episode 1, a behind-the-scenes 'filming' of Borderlands. During this sequence he is humorously called upon to "do something" about the bumbling, off-camera sound recordist.
  2. Steve's second appearance is actually in the game itself when he is heard in the Zombie Island of Dr. Ned. Audio logs in this expansion indicate that he has been turned into a zombie.
  3. A trailer for Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot shows a silhouette of a bandit accompanied by Steve's signature greeting, "Heyooo!" This addition is curious, given that Moxxi's second husband, Mr. Shank, appears as part of the story in the following DLC, and Steve is not a participant.
  4. The fourth appearance introduces a midget version of Steve as an enemy in The Secret Armory of General Knoxx named Mini Steve.
  5. There is a painting of a Claptrap in Claptrap's New Robot Revolution on top of a building to the left of the vice president of Hyperion. Within the picture there is a chat bubble in binary which translates to "Steve the Bandit."
  6. In Borderlands 2, Steve appears as an NPC during the "Clan Wars" mission chain. Speaking to him triggers his signature greeting. In this capacity he is stationed in both The Dust and The Holy Spirits.
  7. Steve appears as a background character in Tell Tale Games' Poker Night at the Inventory 2. He first appears in the opening cutscene arriving with Claptrap, can occasionally be heard shouting "Hey-oooh!" in the background, and in the Borderlands setting, will fire a rocket launcher at eliminated players. Ash Williams is knocked off his chair but survives. Brock Sampson shrugs off the blast and, with an irritated expression, chases Steve with a bowie knife. Steve is reluctant to fire on Claptrap, but does so with a depressed "hey-ooh" until Claptrap gets back up and tells him to "stop being such a drama bandit". For Sam, rather than firing at him, Steve simply startles him by tapping him on the shoulder and gesturing that he has to leave the table.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JPINATOR Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 May 2013 at 7:17pm
Steve!!!!!!! HEYOOOOOOOO

Bain, you know that chair with the teddy bear on it in The Holy Spirits? If you spin it a few times it drops money, had no idea lol
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Here's mine

Get back in the kitchen
im tired.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JPINATOR Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 May 2013 at 6:27pm
Who said that?
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Nobody in the game, I'll bet.
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rocky needs a spanking
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BAIN Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 May 2013 at 10:17am
actually that guy Dave in Overlook does make a joke to the lady with the skull shivers about making him a sandwich or something along those lines.  pretty funny too.
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