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JPINATOR
Administrator Joined: 29 Mar 2011 Location: Saint Paul, MN Online Status: Offline Posts: 2118 |
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Topic: HAPPY BDAY YING!! Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:19pm |
Is it true? My northern drunk and disorderly neighbor is a year older? Happy Birthday!!!
And now for your enjoyment..
Q: What do you call a sophisticated American?
A: Canadian
Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
A: They can't run that far.
Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
A: The taste!
Q: How do Canadian Environmental groups plan on using Hilary Clinton to stop the spread of Asian carp into the Great Lakes?
A: By having her go Skinny Dipping in Lake Michigan
Q: Why is George W Bush considering moving to Canada? A: Because his penis size will increase from 6 inches to 15.24 centimeters Love you!
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SIZZLE
Team oOPS I'm your huckle berry Joined: 01 Jun 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1352 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 6:19pm |
^lol happy b-day Ying Yang
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Pinnacle
Forum Moderator Joined: 14 Dec 2008 Location: Dogtown, CA Online Status: Offline Posts: 2510 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 6:34pm |
Happy birthday homeboy! Hope you get laid tonight.
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Darkn3ss
Team Devil Joined: 02 Apr 2011 Location: Holland Online Status: Offline Posts: 2933 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 7:25pm |
Happy birthday man.
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BAIN
Forum Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2009 Location: New Eden Online Status: Offline Posts: 3503 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 8:01pm |
Happy birthday!!! Enjoy some cold Molsons and hot guys.
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januto1
Member Joined: 06 Aug 2012 Location: Los Angeles Online Status: Offline Posts: 87 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:34pm |
hbd bro
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Sephiroth_V7
Team Deep qM's Cheerleader Joined: 14 Dec 2009 Location: SoDak Online Status: Offline Posts: 5105 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:22pm |
HBD ya fvcking mountie
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xX-RJD3-Xx
AdReNaLiNe RuSh Headhunter Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Location: PusSyVill3 Online Status: Offline Posts: 850 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:07am |
happy late birthday man!
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YINYANG
Forum Moderator Ho's And Disco's Joined: 19 Mar 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: -19563 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 4:37pm |
Thanks guys! Had a blast with the family and some good steaks. Going to go to Montreal this weekend with friends so hopefully the weather does not get too cold ;).
@JP LOL A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians". "Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gentleman. "I hope you won't mind my asking," said the Brit, "but what do the two red bars on your flag represent?" "Well," replied the Canadian gentlman, "one of the bars stands for the courage and hardiness of our people in settling the cold expanses and broad prairies of our country. The other is for the honesty and integrity for which Canadians are known." The Brit mulled this over and nodded. Having poor eyesight at his advanced age, and not being familiar with maple leaves, he then asked, "And what's that six-pointed item in the middle of your flag?" "Oh, that's to remind us of the six words of our national motto," the Canadian lady piped up. The Brit asked, "And what are those six words?" The Canadian smiled and replied, "They are 'Don't blame us - we're not Americans.'" |
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