3 Word Story Game Results, Part 2!

Which was found next to a big freaking Transformer called ***Danjels*** mum who taught him how to knit with small intestine’s and femur bones · Schnibsen

   Long time ago, when the Earth was first found… A man named Schnibsen was being idle in Suspense, Necropolis & Sandstorm drinking cold beer. 
“Why won’t anyone take f*cking action on that big Necris piece of hairy monkey nipples!”
That smelt like Thatsmatt’s armpit juice, Which Danjel likes to laugh at and wear as cologne on dates.
His musky man-scent never gets him time with Jpinator… unless she is looking to pancake a big hairy banana-head called RTO_Megafreak which got angry and cried like AshytbublexD when killed!
After crying she touched the wet sticky magazine pages that his dad found under pile of ky jelly syrup bottle. So he then pulled out a shiny mixing bowl filled with giblets and some cotton and ate the vile mixture while somehow getting rather aroused by the crotchless batman suit that was worn doing the Stanky-Legg that XKalibur was singing to his stanky leg song.
Suddenly sixteen warriors all named Butters jumped on RemY! And all yelled; “I like Jello!”
“Ya’ll neeeeeeedd Livesssss… ”Replied the noob. Then a meteor as old as Phantaci came in from origins unknown… Then Two_Fase said; “Whats that smell? Smells like giblets…” which made him smile and say; “I love men! Tall, short, skinny, black white or big and fat, Humans, Necris and Micheal Jacksons nose!” And can’t forget to bring his butt crack spackle. Oh the fun as he gobbles shocking shock cores.

Everyone in the Darkmatch arena was trying to locate their chocolate cakes. Which was found next to a big freaking Transformer called Danjels mum who taught him how to knit with small intestine’s and femur bones. But not before the alien from Bains kitchen tried cooking torn underwear that SilverJ had kept in his old weapon locker.
A little boy had a FoeBia, he feared goo so much that he cried like French people after watching a weepy romance movie about a gay couple. Building a spaceship made from gummybears which was soon eaten by frogs! After all this you think pianos would start walking like giraffe knees! Or that dinosaurs lived long ago… but in fact Flak Cannons can be mistaken for super alien technology from outer Uranus that can speak with their butts like Ace Ventura. “Alll rrrighty Thennnnn”, said Prodigy when butt speaking commenced.

A nearby flak farted all over Cokkenballs Prime Node which was sexy like prime rib. SUDDENLY, a redeemer hit Aqua’s boat as he was thrown into a screaming rage like a little girl! His pants were soaked in antifreeze which made his baby smooth skin Flake off onto Spittinstiffy’s naughty regions. Then he was like; “WTF! Its just kool-aid!” Then the koolaidman came out and raped GOD_BIOFREAK while he stole Shewulph’s pink little trikke which was very mean and annoying and demon possessed. Shewulph and she would run ramped all over Zellot!

GOD_BIOFREAK is very angry at zebras because the wallpaper was doing backflips! However the Ethiopian begged for food for his dolphin, otherwise the sun would solar maximize and fry his three-legged kangaroo, that smoked weed off the bong in German reservoirs with his Kinfolk every Saturday night with Zellot. Cuz Go_Dead likes sniffing men’s underwear. “Smells kinda funny, similar to daaBOMB.” And that’s the funny thing about this whole story.

To be continued by a very dirty stanky leg…..

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