Funny **** youve done while drunk

The Marine Band and Silent Drill team were visiting and my First Sergeant assigned me to house and entertain them while at our base.  Since their last show was on a Friday, I had to entertain them over the weekend.  These are also the guys you see guarding the White House and opening the doors for the President.

I signed out 2 vans and the Colonel's car from the motor pool and took those fools to Tijuana Mexico for a good time.  The military flagged vehicles weren't allowed across the border, so we walked in.  A good time was had by all!  These guys went to every strip club, sex show and bar in the city.  They also insisted on closing the bars, which was cool with me.

Time to leave... we walked back to the border and the Navy Shore Patrol arrested every single one of us for crossing "Borders and Frontiers" after curfew.  I managed to get 14 of "The President's Own" thrown in the brig for a night and a late return to the base.

I returned to the base and slinked in to the First Sergeant's office expecting the worst.  He laughed his ass off and gave me a 72 hour pass saying that's the closest those guys had been to pussy since they fell out of one.  I never heard another word about it.  I guess you would have to understand USMC culture to see the humor in it but it was the funniest thing to happen to me when drunk.