Funny **** youve done while drunk
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Topic: Funny **** youve done while drunk
Posted By: YINYANG
Subject: Funny **** youve done while drunk
Date Posted: 24 May 2010 at 9:22pm
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Heres my example, we were at a club and i was drinking with my buddies, and this "Healthy aka large" woman walksup to the bar and starts smiling and asking me how my night was, I took one look at her and said " Honey, with your size i bet your vagina's clit needs its own guest house :) , i got more but whats some funny **** youve said while drunk? -------------  |
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Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 24 May 2010 at 9:27pm
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I was drunk once and said ''I need alcohol for my life to be entertaining and mildly bearable. ------------- Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy. |
Posted By: YINYANG
Date Posted: 24 May 2010 at 9:44pm
i like your humour lunchy, most people wont get why you said that , but i do, then again, i guess being an accountant is another reason for me to drink to right? ------------- |
Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 24 May 2010 at 10:14pm
------------- Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy. |
Posted By: YINYANG
Date Posted: 24 May 2010 at 10:24pm
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lol ------------- |
Posted By: M1LF_N0SF3RATU
Date Posted: 24 May 2010 at 10:36pm
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one night at the bar i was so drunk i couldn't wait to get home so i took my gf downstairs to the toilet to get some . so we're doing our thing and the moment i was gonna ... my good friend had to open the doorlock with his 10cent taking pictures of us ------------- Man Liberation Front |
Posted By: Sephiroth_V7
Date Posted: 25 May 2010 at 12:21am
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I ordered a shot for a good looking girl on the end of the bar once then ordered her fat friend some cheeseballs.... when it came i walked over there the fat ass asked me why i ordered the cheeseballs and i told her it was to keep her busy while i was hitting on her friend.... she decked me in the face.... she hit harder then alot of men that have slugged me hahaha -------------  aka - priebe69, DEEP_BrokeBack, GOW_AftaBirth |
Posted By: Aquaknot
Date Posted: 25 May 2010 at 5:40am
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In the Marine Corps... middle of nowhere in the Mojave Desert... The Marine Band and Silent Drill team were visiting and my First Sergeant assigned me to house and entertain them while at our base. Since their last show was on a Friday, I had to entertain them over the weekend. These are also the guys you see guarding the White House and opening the doors for the President. I signed out 2 vans and the Colonel's car from the motor pool and took those fools to Tijuana Mexico for a good time. The military flagged vehicles weren't allowed across the border, so we walked in. A good time was had by all! These guys went to every strip club, sex show and bar in the city. They also insisted on closing the bars, which was cool with me. Time to leave... we walked back to the border and the Navy Shore Patrol arrested every single one of us for crossing "Borders and Frontiers" after curfew. I managed to get 14 of "The President's Own" thrown in the brig for a night and a late return to the base. I returned to the base and slinked in to the First Sergeant's office expecting the worst. He laughed his ass off and gave me a 72 hour pass saying that's the closest those guys had been to pussy since they fell out of one. I never heard another word about it. I guess you would have to understand USMC culture to see the humor in it but it was the funniest thing to happen to me when drunk. ------------- A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -- Thomas Jefferson |
Posted By: willisasmith
Date Posted: 25 May 2010 at 11:21pm
| in a club in joplin missouri once i walked up to a really hot girl and asked her if she had crabs when she said no i asked her if she would like to get them tonite |
Posted By: oXxKroniKxXo420
Date Posted: 26 May 2010 at 4:18am
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got drunk chased a goose storm drain pond pure ****faced ------------- 
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