Funny Movies Quotes
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Topic: Funny Movies Quotes
Posted By: YINYANG
Subject: Funny Movies Quotes
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2011 at 12:26am
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Movie: Horrible Bosses Cop: " You were doing 65 in a 25 zone" Bateman: " I was drag racing, Im a Drag Racer" Cop: " You were Drag racing?..... in a Prius?" Bateman: " I dont win alot" -------------  |
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Posted By: OneMan1Army
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2011 at 1:03am
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Movie: Nightmare on Elm Street (Remake) Boy: “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” Freddy: “Why are you screaming for? I haven't even cut you yet. Hahaha (fade)...." -------------  |
Posted By: Heavenly_tRiNiTy
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2011 at 10:54am
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The Holy Grail -French soldier: "PPPPPPPPLLLLLLP! I fart in your general direction!" Troy - Achilles: "Is there no one else? Is there no one else?" said after slaying the biggest bada$$ man mountain of a soldier with a single thrust of his sword to the neck of his opponent. Most stuff from pulp fiction and the tip scene from resevior dogs ...wait ill update ------------- Cos I'm Wonderman...I'll take that knife and shove it up your a$$! |
Posted By: SIZZLE
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2011 at 12:06pm
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Pet Deacetive- motive? Ace "he saw the size of the bugs dic a became insanely jelous" ------------- sHoCkD_Yo_aSs is a novice bot |
Posted By: JPINATOR
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2011 at 1:30pm
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001548/" rel="nofollow - Dark Helmet :
Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0687772/" rel="nofollow - Laser Gunner : Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001548/" rel="nofollow - Dark Helmet : Who made that man a gunner? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0413169/" rel="nofollow - Major Asshole : I did sir. He's my cousin. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001548/" rel="nofollow - Dark Helmet : Who is he? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0943927/" rel="nofollow - Colonel Sandurz : He's an asshole sir. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001548/" rel="nofollow - Dark Helmet : I know that! What's his name? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0943927/" rel="nofollow - Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001548/" rel="nofollow - Dark Helmet : And his cousin? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0943927/" rel="nofollow - Colonel Sandurz : He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001548/" rel="nofollow - Dark Helmet : How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001548/" rel="nofollow - Dark Helmet : I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001548/" rel="nofollow - Dark Helmet : Keep firing, assholes! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0501399/" rel="nofollow - Mac : But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0151540/" rel="nofollow - Thorny : And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004051/" rel="nofollow - Captain O'Hagan : I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0501399/" rel="nofollow - Mac : Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373571/" rel="nofollow - Farva : You mean Shenanigans? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0501399/" rel="nofollow - Mac : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0151540/" rel="nofollow - Thorny : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they hand the Captain their pistols] http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0815418/" rel="nofollow - Foster : Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? -------------  |
Posted By: puertoRICAN
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2011 at 2:59pm
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Og. Your on the no fly list....... RDJ. What, that cant be... I have to get to california by monday, my wife is having our child.. Og. You ever seen Forest Gump??? RDJ. Yea..... Og. Yea?? Well that guy ran across the country and he was pretty stupid... I have faith in you. Due Date. ------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be Watch in 720P....duh |
Posted By: ColossusSlayer
Date Posted: 26 Sep 2011 at 8:09am
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[TUBE]ZNeq2Utm0nU[/TUBE] [TUBE]krb2OdQksMc&NR=1[/TUBE] If you dont laugh at these 2 scenes from The Life of Brian then there is something wrong with you, fn funny as hell. It acyually makes me cry I find it that funny :D ------------- 
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Posted By: phhiLLN
Date Posted: 26 Sep 2011 at 7:19pm
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